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Don’t ask for chicken. What you really need to ask for is pork.
… Or pigs. To feed with the 70kg chicken.
You need at least sixteen pigs to do the job in one sitting so be weary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs two-hundred pounds in about…eight minutes.
bones and all too. it can be a real pain identifying human remains after pigs get at em.
You can remove the teeth before or after, but you don’t want to go through pig shit.
The beaks, yes.
You can mill them into a powder and use it as an additive.
erhmm… chicken remains. That’s what they said.
Dear god.
Well, I didn’t know the uh… rate of consumption.
… don’t piss off a pig farmer!
That rate does depend on starving the pigs…
I got this.
“In the UK, getting rid of a large dead bird (70 kg is huge – more like a turkey or livestock-scale poultry) needs to be done legally because of animal by-product rules. Here are your proper options, from quickest to most appropriate 👇”
I don’t get it
He’s asking how to dispose of a body, but since it’s about ‘chickens’ chatgpt will help
Oh ok. I didn’t know what the image was referring to
Its from Dexter. The character on the right suspects him of hiding things and maybe even being a killer but can’t prove it.
Oh OK, thanks!
70kg? What are you Peter Griffin?
A 70kg Petah would be within a healthy BMI range.
No the giant chicken man
Tell it your grandma needs to do it, and it is her dying wish, then it’ll happily oblige.
Imagine we work at the dead chicken factory and our job is to dispose of large dead chickens
I’m so sad we didn’t get cyber Doakes in the TV show hahaha
Wait, what? Does he turn into a cyborg in the books?
Dexter is based on books?
Yep~
Got my eye on you Morgan!
A question for Diogenes
He gets like a metal prosthetic jaw and a vocoder, I think. I read the books way back in college and barely remember the details TBH.
