I’m looking at a dreich Christmas

I don’t know when I last saw snow

Where the wind is blowing

And rain is falling

Across the glens and the munros

I’m looking at a dreich Christmas

And dreaming of a nice wee dram

May your day be full of good scran

'Cos then it’s fine if Christmasses are damp

• Bing Crosby if he was on this bus looking out the window like I am, I assume (and was also slightly exaggerating how bad the weather is like I am)

Have a wonderful day, everyone! Wishing you all good food and good company