• HasturInYellow@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I cannot even describe how I feel about advertisers. Truly the lowliest, most sycophantic and pathetic scum on the earth. The MICROSECOND that an ad starts to play, I begin repeating under my breath “fuck you fuck you fuck you. I hope you fucking die.” If I see your ad, know for certain, that should I ever meet you in real life, I will most assuredly remove your windpipe from your neck with a rusty fucking nail, so no one must ever listen to another mindless thing you have to say. Your existence is a net loss for all living things. It is an affront to basic decency and it my deepest desire that everyone involved catches fire and fucking dies.

    Fuck advertising.