Everyone In Dream Smells Smoke

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Everyone In Dream Smells Smoke

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 3 months ago

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DAYTON, OH—Every single person, historical figure, and anthropomorphic talking object inhabitting Brian Jensen’s dream Friday night was suddenly struck by the unusually strong smell of smoke, subconscious sources reported.

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