This is clearly fake. Conservatives don’t know enough about the bible to know it contains that verse.
“oh my gosh am i my citizens’ keeper? you guys didn’t elect me to do that.”
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.— Mark Twain
So tired of these “Christians” who think “Christianity” is about “Christ”. Where the fuck would they get that idea
Christ is a common misconception - it’s actually Chris T, as in Christie, as in Chris Christie. This whole Christianity thing is his doing!
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It all makes sense now…
The onion is usually trusted to deliver accurate news, just not in the year they publish it
Jesus was telling us what not to do.
The Overton window is again threatening satire?
