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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

Let's play this game again

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Let's play this game again

LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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    The ability to change the probability of events happening

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      You can only make things worse

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        Dang 😅 Who gets to decide whether I’m making something worse though?

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          Me.

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      You need to amass one kilogram of your own feces in a ceremonial bag for the power to take effect.

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        Name checks out, thank you Spiderman :3

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          Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.

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            The other half is poop.

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              Can’t argue with that

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      You can only make small changes, and it doesn’t always work. So, you don’t actually know if you have the power or if something slightly improbable happened.

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      Applies only to non terrestrial events

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        Chance of an advanced race of friendly aliens settling on Mars: 0.0000000000000N% => 100%

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      you no longer know what will happen after the first change so the power is a single use

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      The probability of gaining or losing a genetic trait in your body also changes based on the probability change you make

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      You go forward in time to a point where the changes no longer matter.

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