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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Let's play this game again

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Let's play this game again

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    The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.

  • Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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    The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.

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    I can shapeshift.

  • drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works
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    Idk friends, I’m tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

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    The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”

  • PacMan@sh.itjust.works
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    18 hours ago

    Your butthole is now sealed shut

  • toastmeister@lemmy.ca
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    The power to become the animal I last ate.

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    I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

  • valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    My superpower is pain

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    With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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    Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won’t know anything about me other than realize I’m one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.

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    The entire superman set, minus kryptonite

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    Real life Ctrl+Z

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    I have a remote control for time.

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