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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago

Its just standing there... ominously!

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Its just standing there... ominously!

UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to shitposting@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago
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    If he is going to be standing there, who will be securing the perimeter?

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      • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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        Not him. He is too busy watching Sanctuary Moon.

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world
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      My first thought.

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    If it starts shooting at ice for defense he might be into something here. Too bad it’ll just kill you if they knock on the door.

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      something developed by elon musk will start shooting at agents from a techbro’s own sturmabteilung. right.

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    And one night it’s personal identification system misidentifies you as an intruder and it proceeds to “protect you” to death.

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    Yeah that’ll help you fucking sleep, especially after you rewatched that clip of the Tesla driving back and forth over that child test dummy.

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      Got a linky for that clip?

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        https://youtube.com/shorts/m4uCFRnfayk

        There’s more out there.

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    And then sell the data.

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    $100000 robot to do what can be done with a smartwatch, but worse.

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    Musk’s “self driving cars” murder three times more people than human drivers. So yeah, that’s totally what I’d trust to defend me. And a smart watch can monitor my sleep just fine.

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    But can you fuck it?

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    If you can’t get a self driving car to work, something that literally follows lines and panned routes, you’re gonna suck at robotics and AI…

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    An underpaid robot pilot overseas has the opportunity to do something very funny

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    If I believed in a Hell, this would be it.

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    Wizards With Guns saw this coming

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    Uncharles, no!

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    Creepy

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