FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 个月前Taste the flavorimagemessage-square110linkfedilinkarrow-up1940arrow-down18cross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
arrow-up1932arrow-down1imageTaste the flavorFenrirIII@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 个月前message-square110linkfedilinkcross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
minus-squarehydrashok@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up100arrow-down1·7 个月前Plant: develops high amounts of capsaicin to ward off predators Humans: ooh, this would be great with chicken! Plant: am I a joke to you?
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up84·7 个月前Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
minus-squareJunkers_Klunker@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up30·7 个月前*Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
minus-squareCapt. Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·7 个月前Similarly: Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms! Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…
minus-squarethe_beber@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 个月前Well… it‘s also killing humans, so… plan worked ig?
minus-squaretomi000@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 个月前It is not meant to ward off predators though. Being eaten is the goal, thats how the seeds are scattered.
minus-squarethevoidzero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·7 个月前It is to ward off mammals. Their goal is to be eaten by birds, birds can’t taste capsaicin, so it’s just normal food. And birds distribute the seeds.
minus-squaredarvocet@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 个月前I eat a lot of pepper and I never poop out seeds. Nerd.
minus-squareLeon@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 个月前Not to get all up in your business but wow, you’re being really lazy and disrupting the circle of life here buddy. You should poop more seeds.
Plant: develops high amounts of capsaicin to ward off predators
Humans: ooh, this would be great with chicken!
Plant: am I a joke to you?
Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
*Humans: YOU TWO
PLANTSNEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTERSimilarly:
Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!
Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…
Well… it‘s also killing humans, so… plan worked ig?
It is not meant to ward off predators though. Being eaten is the goal, thats how the seeds are scattered.
It is to ward off mammals. Their goal is to be eaten by birds, birds can’t taste capsaicin, so it’s just normal food. And birds distribute the seeds.
I eat a lot of pepper and I never poop out seeds. Nerd.
Not to get all up in your business but wow, you’re being really lazy and disrupting the circle of life here buddy. You should poop more seeds.