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return2ozma@lemmy.worldBanned from community to News@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

Condom shortage hits Winter Olympics as supplies vanish in just 3 days

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Condom shortage hits Winter Olympics as supplies vanish in just 3 days

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return2ozma@lemmy.worldBanned from community to News@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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    Rawdog? Risky half pipe manoeuver?

    Going off piste?

    Kiss and cry or kids and cry?

    DNF?

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      Train and tunnel meme

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        Thats all very disturbing, thank

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      no creampies.

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    Can you imagine being that one athlete that doesn’t get any action

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      ye, takes no effort at all

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      It’s not his fault Curling just isn’t as sexy as it sounds.

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        Are you kidding? Anyone who can do that sport at a high level of skill can rock any lover’s world.

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          Yes. But there are women who like hockey players, and women who like men who can use a broom. There is little overlap.

          Put it this way, if you had to choose MFK between a homemaker, a hockey player, and an Olympic curler…I think I know which will get which.

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        Bruh I’ve been watching the Men’s competition and yeah they all hot af

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        Curlers know how to fuck, well.

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      1000044369

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        Grok?

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    One of the ski jumpers put all of them on before being measured

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    Has anyone checked the bedside table of that Norwegian athlete? Maybe he’s been hording them.

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      Ah yes, Condoms Georg.

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    So, I’m sure there is a fair amount of goings on going on, but I have to wonder if they’re branded? Because even if I was the least promiscuous person in the camp I’d be pocketing loads of Winter Olympics ™ condoms as souvenirs for my friends and family back home.

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    Olympic Village is notoriously horny, and the Italian organizers provided only 3% of previous games’ supplies.

    No shit they ran out.

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    Isn’t there always a shortage? And isn’t it only ever on the news so that condom makers can get some free advertisement?

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    Why is this making the news? Who care?

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      funni

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    Apparently Italians don’t give a fuck.

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