Lessee… trade sovereignty for a free bucket at the driving range. I’ll pass.
Canadian here: welcome to Part 2 – Finding Out, which comes after Part 1: Fucking Around.
And it comes with
the risk of being detained and interrogated by ICE and deported to El Salvadore.the opportunity to answer a quick survey for a wonderful timeshare in a Central American vacation destination!
“It’s disheartening to have something completely out of my control that is causing my business to have a major downturn.”
Well, Paul, no, not completely. For example you could… do it. /s
Don’t come even if it’s free. You don’t want to be like one of these unlucky people:
“Three deaths in ICE custody in just over a month of Trump’s presidency marks the most deaths to occur in this fiscal year time period in five years”
North Korea also has a tourism office. Just saying.
Does the offer include a get-out-of-jail card?
Who the fuck would risk coming here and being thrown into a Central American torture prison?
Why don’t they just move their business to Canada?
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