Yeah…laughs in paramedic.
Anyone who has ever worked as a first responser knows that it’s an eternal, unshakable law of the cosmos that evil dirtbags who continually fill their bodiea with garbage are destined to live until the end of time. Prettt sure I know homeless crack addicts who were 80 when Mother Theresa was born and still outlived her, dumpater diet and mail stealing and all.
We really appreciate it man.
HEY LOOK FELLAS IT’S ADOLF DIDDLER.
The Ice list is hosted on a website based in Iceland. Nice.
My entire family is dead now and I have Jehan Page’s name in LOTR Elven script tattoed around my butthole.
I genuinely believe you’re underestimating how important legacy is to these people. These rich fucks donating to have anything built is to see their name in stone on the building facade. I think you’re dead wrong that they’d approach this any differently knowing they won’t live to reap their investment, they’ll do exactly that to immortalize their families.
I’m going for the hail mary pass and taking the stance that we need to send our youth back down into the mines.
I followed your advice and got Jehan Page’s face tattooed on my face. My wife left with the kids because of it and man, does this rule. Thanks for the sage words dude.
Wait I was supposed to put anal in my prenup? I know porn teaches us to love it but I am struggling to get past the poop part.
What is your stance on Roe v. Wade?
I’m American and I’m not convinced it was ever turned on. Pretty sure it was theorized and marketed well and all of you believed it as much as we did.
I don’t care that food is unaffordable. I don’t care if my kid has to go into crippling debt for an education. I don’t even care that I can’t afford to fight my wife’s cancer, so she just died. I will not share my water fountain.
“At least 1,177 people were killed by police in 2025. How many of them 1,177 are now domestic terrorists”
This timeline fucking sucks. Now the ghosts are becoming terrorists?
It pains me that the only way I can refute this is that it probably wouldn’t be worth the money to neurologically enslave soldiers since we’re pretty fucking close to just having tech that kills way more people for less money.
I don’t think he’s as stupid as we all think he is. Well, I do and I don’t. Ever have a friend who just got musical theory from a young age? Trump is a grade A dumbass except when it comes to being a calculated piece of shit. I’ve never seen anyone more successfully opportunistic with dipping their toes into what they can get away with than him. It’s honestly an impressive, albeit morally bankrupt skill.
The obvious response to this is to guerilla install regular benches, but put wheelchair legs on the legs so we can roll sleeping homeless men into bank lobbies.
There’s that poorly executed strawman that’s all you have! Hooray!
You don’t actually know that. Perhaps they marinaded the bees in cyanide hoping the burglar would eat them.