I recommend Tubular. Newpipe with Sponsorblock. Didn’t realise how much of a game changer that would be until I tried it.

Just need to find a way to stop Eternity from opening Youtube links in the browser. Sure you can share it with the app but it would be a lot more convenient.

Porn, porn, porn!

Half asleep walking to work I said hello back to a guy. Turned out he was talking to someone on the phone with earbuds.

Friend of mine was moritified when I asked a Mormon elder who started talking to us if they still believed in bigamy. She thought I meant sodomy.

Also, one of the commenters here said they worked at a dog hotel? Is that a thing?

First three won’t necessary cost anything

Doing anything other than boning or vegging on the sofa with your partner will cost you money.

Dating very much will cost you money (not that it isn’t worth it if you have it).

Also I can’t imagine what sort of hobby costs very little money.

Yea you’re going nowhere after a pound of morphine, I tell you hwhat.

His pad was stollen, baked into a traditional German Christmas cake.

Go on…

Mini roll. Appropriate.

There are signs where I live that warn about the aggressive seagulls.

Actually use Home and End keys to get to the start and end of text.

Ctrl + F for searching text. Very useful.

Alt + Tab for window switching.

Linux + USB drive to switch away from Windows.

That was amazing and highly informative!

Where no-one has gone befooooooooore!

So making access to information free is helping scientific progress? Wow, who could have imagined that!

I’d be interested on the server as well, depending on if you guys play around evening time in my timezone (GMT).

This isn’t what was suggested here at all.

I’m British, trying the apps but yea other than that there aren’t really any other options for me.

Pretty sure Tinder shadow banned me for some reason. I saw the same people constantly.

Good point, well made

Do other people not piss when they shit or are they just not recording the fact that they piss if they also shit?

Very different to my German porn window…