Crizurp

I’ve been on here for 2 years and haven’t had any 🥺

Lol, try having a cat. I often wake up to mine tapping me on the head with his outstretched leg whilst licking it.

It depends on the danger I was told about. If it was poisoned gas like Bad Boy Bubby then I don’t think so. If it was just there are dangerous or violent people out there then maybe.

If there were rumours that the outside world wasn’t actually dangerous that might have swayed me when I was younger but probably not now.

I’ve heard your mother’s bedroom is quite a popular destination

The year is 1997. A young boy is about to watch a porn video for the first time on a grainy VHS tape. An older version of himself from the far off year of 2025 appears.

Me: “You know, in the future, you’ll make your own porn videos.”

90s me: “Wow, you mean I’ll get to have lots of hot sex!?!?”

Me: “Ha! No. So Nvidia will release this system called CUDA…”