I went outside once. It was horrible. Sadly, I’m forced to do it at least twice a week.

A lot of people are recommending very different types of hot sauce. Are you looking for something with a primarily tobasco flavor? Not that I have any recommendations if you do, but it might help focus the suggestions being given.

Do you even know how many people you just killed?

https://youtu.be/UhNVD4RhqGU

Ok, that’s fine. You can close.

Don’t forget about the freezer. Can’t trust that bastard either.

I had to come back and take a second look at your username. It’s exactly what I thought it was. Interesting choice.

99%, if not more, of it isn’t real anyway so it hardly matters.