Ohh fuck, I forgot that pedo existed.

I saw the first half of the title then the image and thought, fuck… they have space lasers now.

Wait, we’re not supposed to send these? Might explain why i dontngat any bird pics back.

As is tradtion.

Well obviously the next shiny new thing will solve those problems.

Fuck, I need to get a pool!

It’s fine when they brick our property, but its a crime when we brick their property.

It will be if we believe enough, everytime we write everytime we get one step closer to everytime being correct, everytime a new word is added to the dictionary, it goes from not being a word, to being a word, everytime.

So it won’t be long till everytime is a word. It happens everytime, everytime.

Yeah man I’m pretty stoned, I guarantee I missed it for sure.

Nah you’re all good, just helping you along your journey, you seemed lost.

They could have at least changed it to the widely accepted “pew pew” .

I think you were going out that door over there.

Stand by your principles!

Also, you forgot to include the pseduo-witty comment.

Dude I’m stoned, im lucky I took the screenshot right.

I fully agree with them as well, its annoying as fuck, but I couldn’t miss an opportunity to be a dick.

I have depleted my stockpile of shock.

As John Lennon found out, a man with both is even more powerful.

So if I keep turning my wifi on and off I can carpet bomb them?

If they’re good, I cleaned my whole house to the doom soundtrack.

The wake will be held at Four Seasons landscaping.

People mourn in different ways.