This is what you get when you take Dr. Strangelove (the character in the movie of the same name), Mr. Beast, and a bunch of K and mix it into a slurry and mainline it.

dogshit bread is the future, so you better get over it.

I think Trash Future had a great statement when Richard Dawkins was going on about Claudia that applies to this, which was “you don’t have put in the the newspaper that you hug your stuffed animals and tell them good night.”

The “C is too hard for the AI so have the AI rewrite it in Rust” take is just so galaxy-brained.

I’m waiting for the “who contributed what under what conditions”. I’m wondering how much of the supposed money follows a rather ovoid trajectory.

“Claude, write a strongly-worded letter explaining in great detail how upset I am make no mistakes.”

How does one give an embryo an IQ test.

Imagine the disappointment the rats must have felt when watching “Raiders of the Lost Ark” and wondering why all their heroes are getting their faces melted off.

Epic has no competition which is why it can do whatever it wants, like make garbage software and talk to garbage people.

joke is on us, Heaven’s Gate picked the right time to exit.

literally adding tons and tons to rockets simply to further petrocapitalism. Have to lift the diesel and enough O2 to allow it to combust.

All this from the same kind of people who think shifting to Solar is “woke”.

oh yeah, that happy horseshit.

I am ignorant of the Kardashev scale, is that measuring vibes or skulls?

Get in losers. We’re going imploding.

When some offers you a seat on the rocket ship, you do not ask which seat, you just get on.

I don’t know mate, I think I do neither of those things because the kid-diddling natalist doesn’t seem to be good at making ones that don’t go boom.

Christ what a fucking shitweasel.

you give me 1.3 million dollars and I’ll fuck off on a motorcycle for the rest of my natural life and that would still be a better value for the money than whatever the fuck this is.

“we’re taking our primary product, a piece of tech used for collaborative development of software, and shitting some AI over it. You are all fired. Please clap.”

Our persona who art in Nvidia…

Good point, though GPT is telling me Goblin Boots make the best hammers.