Dispassionate
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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese LawEnglish
23·23 hours agoProve it
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Temporary Plan to Wrap Earth in Giant Sun-Blocking DeviceEnglish
1·1 day agoI am. Are you?
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese LawEnglish
24·1 day agoOne of the staff members other than myself did it. But it was written by “us” yes
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese LawEnglish
14·2 days agoI never said you couldn’t have that opinion, but I do not value it and I don’t think anyone else should value it either.
Anyway, this is getting boring and I have a lot of stuff to do so I’m just gonna block this account as well and get on with life. I hope you have a wonderful time!!
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese LawEnglish
25·2 days agoThe part where it never actually happened.
Also, if you only read the title, then you don’t get to have an opinion.
Did you read each line of the article?
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese LawEnglish
45·2 days agoThat’s the definition of satire. They say it’s not satire. We say this just isn’t a publication for them.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese LawEnglish
23·2 days agoJust curious
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese LawEnglish
14·2 days agoYou’re weird. You’re the only confused person. So, we can fix this with a block.
Have a lovely life.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese LawEnglish
47·2 days agoLet me be clear: please block this account.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese LawEnglish
45·2 days agoI don’t think that you’re the audience for this publication.
I’m sure there are lots of books and movies that just don’t make you happy—but your opinion is limited to the space inside your own head. Lots of people are getting a kick out of our website.
Also, this makes no money. It’s just for fun. How would we make money? There are no ads.
So, in conclusion:
- We aren’t going to try to please you
- We do things how we WANT to do them
- We aren’t ever going to stop as long as people are reacting. 🤎
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese LawEnglish
33·2 days agoWhich one is your country.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese LawEnglish
54·2 days agoYou can have your opinions, but…
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/satire
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the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, to expose, denounce, or deride the folly or corruption of institutions, people, or social structures.
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a work of art, literature, or entertainment in which the folly and corruption of human beings, institutions, or social structures are exposed, denounced, or ridiculed.
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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese LawEnglish
611·2 days agoWorked well enough to get your attention.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•China Announces Temporary Plan to Wrap Earth in Giant Sun-Blocking DeviceEnglish
01·12 days agoHumans should stop messing with the earth. Any attempt to ward off the destruction of the human race will simply make it worse. Humanity needs to end.
Dispassionate@quokk.auto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What's the laziest thing you have done?English
17·1 month agoI didn’t read a book because it was in the other room.
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•VP Introduces “Moral Inflation” Index, Says ‘That Whole Hitler Thing’ Would Barely Make It Through LunchEnglish
02·1 month agoEvery comment or downvote means we are doing something right. We don’t want to be left alone, we want space in your head. ;)
Dispassionate@quokk.auOPto
The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•VP Introduces “Moral Inflation” Index, Says ‘That Whole Hitler Thing’ Would Barely Make It Through LunchEnglish
0·1 month agoIs that what you do?

















All signs point to yes