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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago

GOP votes diddling your kids is A-OK!

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GOP votes diddling your kids is A-OK!

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Dispassionate@quokk.au to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago
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“Conservatives” shocked critics after unanimously voting to endorse sexual relationships with underage family members, calling it a return to “traditional family values.”
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  • toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online
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    This will have to be re-written as a serious news article within a month I’m betting.

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      No, they won’t tip their hand until after the November election. By the time they can be voted out again over it, they’ll have distracted their constituents with so much other bullshit that it’ll have been fully blown off with worse “justifications” again.

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      All signs point to yes

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    No no no, you misunderstand. It’s not about diddling, it’s about Parents Rights!

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      Think of the children! Their first sexual encounter should obviously be with a parent.

      (This is a sarcastic comment)

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    Oh wow, this one is actually satire

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