wet fart noises

Id voyeur your vore

Wait wat did i miss while i was at work today

One hundred and twenty nine of them.

Its the Sistink Chapel because it smells bad

And we had expected that it would have the integrity of the president of the United States and good follow through…

my fuckin sides

It’s the pink inauguration First Lady model or whatever, and it says R-U-M-P and thats cuz First Ladies should have dumps on em.

Vanguardians of the Galaxy or smth

understand his integrity, look him in the eyes, pet his cow

this is key for preventing microbial infection typically prevented by the Pasteurization process.

My heart aches for you, comrade.

35¢

40¢ in canadia

This is a great post

I tend to type out posts then just delete them anyway so

are they wrong tho?

Its the fucking brain worm duh.

Bleak

Giancarlo Despacito

My kids talked me in to playing minecrap. I’m 46 and I’ve never played it once before this weekend. Im mining, then I’m crafting.

Also playing the usual, GTA:SA multiplayer. I’ve been playing it since it released in 2006 or 2007 i think. And i suck at it still.

Im not a g#mer, let alone a G*mer. Ever see people who cannot pass training levels/skill building levels? Where every single jump is a trial by fire for the person holding the controller?

That’s me. I grew up w a single button and an 8way joystick. Then i got a Nintendo, which has two buttons. Thats 100% more buttons. I never got past this level of skill. I bought both Zelda TOTK and BOTW because of how cool they looked and how much fun i might have. And Im so bad at those games. I can’t remember moves to save my life. Im all thumbs, or all left feet or something. So i just fuck around in SAMP.

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