FlakesBongler [they/them]

It’s an inevitable part of modding

There were rumors of it being a work in progress last year…

Bethesda fans are a different breed to the ones getting mad about Nintendo

Yeah, but Bethesda is doing this because they know some people probably don’t know about Skyblivion and will just buy the remake

After Fallout 4 and Starfield, I am not looking forward to any of this shit

After all, now you can run Oblivion on any potato computer and install some mods to make it less bad

The remake exists solely to try and steal steam (and money) away from Skyblivion

I asked my partner and she said she gave him both barrels of her shotgun

With slugs

I’m pretty sure I set him on fire

The Guardian Legend for NES is good, like if the Legend of Zelda and 1942 (the vertical shoot-em-up) got smashed together

And if you can find it, Gunple: The Gunman’s Proof is also very good, basically being a Link to the Past but with guns and Earthbound styled humor

As we learned from the production of Dead Space, being forced to look at mangled bodies and surgeries came down from management

It’s the exact sort of thing some asshole would think “makes it genuine”

Hell, I’m past the “innate transgression of violence and gore” phase, I want shit to look goofy aka Mortal Kombat was better when you uppercut a guy’s head and fifteen ribcages and a spleen fly out