Ghislaine can probably get herself out of this by swearing under oath that Trump never knew Epstein (conveniently ignore all the photos of them for the moment) in exchange for a pardon.

Private security needs to protect him all the time. The Mario Bros only need to succeed once.

Then show us the missing footage?

So what are they doing with the data? Is this all being fed into the LLM or image generating AI to create ultra realistic porn? To what end? I don’t see their endgame unless it involves sexbots.

I think he might have had better success if he painted the crosswalks to the same specifications as the ones the city uses.

If it blends in with all the other crosswalks, nobody will likely notice, at least until it gets repaved and the lack of documentation would be written off as some sort of administrative error.

But it do

I would add “Illuminati” to the Yes column.

This meme template would have worked better if Marge’s hair stuck straight up above the bed.

#GIRL HE HAD F CUPS

I sleep in on the weekends because I’m not a morning person (despite forcing myself for work).

Unfortunately I’m living at the very Eastern edge of my time zone so the sun comes up at 5 AM and birds friggin’ wake me up at 4:30 AM.

Don’t these companies know how to properly configure a database? This seemed like it was completely preventable.

Are you normally this ornery?

It’s like twerking, but with Twileks.

I liked playing Ace Combat 7 on the Steam Deck when I’m on an actual airplane during takeoff. I pull up when the airplane takes off so that the G-forces are simulated in game.

Yes the lizard god has so decreed it.

Is-Raël (of the Raëliens) and East Palestine, Ohio

That way everybody is only mildly miserable like the rest of us instead of fully miserable.

During the last sale recently I was looking for an open world racing sim. Ended up getting Forza Horizons 5 over Ubisoft’s The Crew 2 because they killed off and removed my copy of The Crew from my library, so they can get fucked.

I didn’t see the link in there at first. I removed it so now it’s just anti-farming and, by extension, pro- hunter/gatherer.

This is my favorite part of the book

He might end up having to do so anyway. Dedovshchina (ritual hazing of Russian army recruits) will happen to him and sexual abuse isn’t uncommon.