Honestly I would eat cat-adjacent rice off the floor with my hands in a heartbeat. That part is almost as appealing as kitty belly. Almost.

But I presume this is from somewhere in asia with different cultural norms. Maaaybe AI?

I’m really worried that it’s the people protesting the illegal death squads that aren’t peaceful enough

The Beached Whales

I would hope the logo is a whale relaxing on a towel under an umbrella.

That’s a good team name.

The Princess Pirates - logo includes eyepatch, fake looking stubble, tiahra over a pirate hat over perm curls.

The Home Runs - logo is a house with a face and limbs holding its butt like it’s running to the bathroom.

The Swing Batter-Batters - logo is a swing in motion ridden by a bat (mammal or baseball).

Mmmm Cake - logo is cake. Kids love cake.

The Stinky Parents - logo is parents, characteur common outfits/styles for your area. Maybe clown makeup. Definitely stink lines.

Nationalize it. Take his company, his wealth and jail him for his crimes.

A friend of mine claimed to have seen an epstein doc showing that a child trump raped stabbed him in the guts, and claims that injury is why he shits himself.

I’ve not seen that corroborated, but the revenge fantasy is a great story.

The state is a velvet glove over a steel gauntlet at our throats.

The current republican regime wants to set the glove on fire and punch us in the face for the pure joy of harming others.

The democrats find that all a little unseemingly and would like to put out the fire and get that smoldering gauntlet back at our throats as soon as possible.

Yeah that’s the part that gets to me.

There are a couple possibilities:

• These names could be fake.
• The regime could’ve encouraged or tapped trusted long time agents to intentionally kill as part of their escalation plan against the american people.
• These guys are just violence-lovers who have been waiting for a time they thought they could get away with murder.
• Even veteran CBP officers are incompentent fucking newbs.

Yeah i would be more surprised if there wasn’t a cthulu-esque face stealing monster in the regime.

Someone who was in the room at the time suggested he shat himself, you can hear it, if it was a fart why clear the room immediately, commited regime figures like wormbrain and “dr” oz are clearly practiced at not reacting to it, there have been rumors for months that he wears adult diapers, seperate rumors last year claim he shat himself at dinner in paris, someone who worked on celebrity apprentice has claimed for years that trump regularly shat himself while taping.

Being named or pictured in the files is not an indication of wrongdoing.

😂😂😂 “Hey rich pedophiles, please don’t sue us!”

That guy in the middle has an unexplainably awful face.

Did he have too much plastic surgery then fall asleep in front of a fireplace? Was his face carved out of play-doh by a distracted child? Is he preparing to molt? Did he look into the ark of the covenant and survive?

I watched the video a few times but kept getting distracted from an actual president shitting himself on the job by how terrible that guy’s face is.

This is basically POSIWID - the Purpose Of a System Is What It Does.

There’s “no point in claiming that the purpose of a system is to do what it constantly fails to do”.

The purpose of the state is to empower the rich and dehumanize us. If that wasn’t the purpose, it wouldn’t keep doing it.

If he’s shitting his pants on the job, it gives weight to calls to invoke the 25th and remove him which could fuel a “who already knew” scandal. I say vilify him for anything that might stick.

Shout it from the rooftops and let a thousand tweets bloom: trump shat his pants.

This sounds like it’s talking about parenting, right? How to motivate kids to read?

Also this is someone forwarding epstein an email from bobby kotick without any input from epstein.

How is it that “microtransaction can be traced to epstein” when it doesn’t mention microtransactions and epstein doesn’t say anything?

One of the best country songs ever:

Rameses II is Dead, my Love - The Fugs

The top drawer is obviously A, so this cat has filed themselves under B, because is baby.

It was the funniest sounding desert i could remember off the top of my head.