I always felt this was one of the most unfair parts of childhood. You never just get in trouble once. If you mess up at school, the teacher yells at you, then the principal yells at you, then your mom yells at you later at home, and then your dad yells at you even later. It fucks you up.

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My man, if you don’t recognize this as VERY basic trolling, maybe you should stay off the internet for a while.

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Depends on how you define “Christian”. If you mean called himself Christian and recognized it as a distinct, and separate religion from Judaism, then never.

If you define it simply as “someone who believes Jesus was the Messiah and died for our sins” well then he was always Christian.

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rather than any other hex game

Well, the first thing you should know is that C&C is NOT a hex game. So if you make hexagonal terrain, whoever is wanting the cake is going to be really confused.

That’s like making a Halo themed cake and asking is there anything you need to make it obvious other than zombies.

People are confidently saying that the egg came first. But the answer really depends on the askers definition of what a “chicken egg” is. Is it an egg that a chicken hatches out of? Or is it an egg, laid by a chicken? If it’s the former, then yes the egg came first. If it’s the later, then the chicken came first.

Because lemmywinks was a gerbil. Ferrets aren’t even rodents.

I have to have a sacrificial task at work. I can juggle dozens of different projects, but only if I have an annoying one that sits and festers. The only way it will get done is if a different, more annoying, task takes its place.

Call them whatever you want, but this isn’t an actual statement from the TSA.

I watched the video man, christ.

Seconding the Bobiverse. If you like a single guy having to science his way out of desperate situations, Bobiverse is definitely for you!

That’s not them turning on Trump. That’s them being so conditioned to cheer for anything they hear on stage that they’re just mindlessly cheering. You can’t honestly think they’re wanting to impeach Trump, come on man, there’s no way you’re that fucking stupid to believe that.

Hey. Let me tell you a little secret, if you take meds and they don’t do anything, but when you stop taking them you suddenly feel bad and go into withdrawal; that’s not a sign that the meds were actually working, that’s a sign that you weren’t prescribed medicine. You were prescribed an addiction. The medical industry LOVES prescribing addictions.

They aren’t turning on him. He’s not on shaky ground. You people are damn fools I’d you believe that.

Hey everyone! This guy doesn’t know how to make potato soup!

It wasn’t a filibuster. No legislation was being held up. He just gave a long speech as a performance piece. People keep trying to say he had the longest filibuster, but it literally wasn’t one.

I love when an entire product gets banned, canceled, or reworked because of the actions of 1 idiot child. He had several pre-existing heart issues that should have made it obvious that he shouldn’t eat stuff that spicy. The chip didn’t kill him, Darwin did.

Is a question still rhetorical if you’re wrong? Because you absolutely can buy a pizza and pay bills with it, you’ve been able to for years. You can also get paid in it, you’ve been able to for years.

Just because you choose not to, doesn’t mean you can’t.