And unfortunately I’m going to have to remind you how bad it got… https://www.baconaddicts.com/products/bacon-flavored-toothpaste-flavor-tooth-paste

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You’re telling me the general manager couldn’t pick up that slack? Sounds like he needs to have a word with himself

I don’t even care who they were with. WHO ARE YOU 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮?!

Not sure how to drop a pin but I’ve just dm’d you my what3words. What snacks are you bringing?

😂 I don’t live in the best area and my dog is an early morning boy, I’ve found 3 grams this month. Kinda feel sorry for whoever lost it but I’m also no longer a fan so hopefully that might help someone

Apparently it fell out of my pocket on a Monday morning (doubtful but I did head home for the weekend and blacked out a bit so possible…but I would have done the coke if that was the case 😂) got dragged into a meeting on Wednesday, pissed clean and just got told to go home until I heard otherwise.

I’m 36 and have been drugs tested once. They reckoned they’d seen me drop a gram of coke on camera so I got 6 weeks paid holiday.

Green eggs and ham

+2 meow meow beans

1. He’s just that stupid

B) 8 balls are significantly smaller than magic 8 balls so it would ruin the joke in the first panel

Sharron Davies hasn’t been relevant this millennium, she’s 64 years old. She’s a tired old trout and should just fuck off

Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora. Shit game but I could think of a lot worse places to wake up

Thank§

Please show me how an Oxford comma could be used? I like to learn;

Don’t drag us into it! We can’t govern ourselves atm, bringing back the colonies would be worse for everyone! Just have a civil war like the good old days

It’s been over 100 years since the last wooden battalion was sunk! That obviously means they are superior than metal ships

I doubt whoever named it knew that though

You could say the same thing about friendship but something tells me you don’t know about that one

Ikr! Let’s just push all our issues onto him! Then we can complain about tories and start the cycle again!