This week has gone by so slow. My cat caught my house on fire on Saturday and I’ve been dealing with the aftermath since. I’m fine as are my pets and my home is still habitable, part of my kitchen just got a lil crispy. It’s been one of the most stressful experiences of my life. My fire alarms didn’t go off and I woke up choking on smoke. I got lucky. I could have just died instead of choked.

Life pro tip: make sure your pets can’t turn on your stove. Get covers or clips for the knobs to animal-proof them.

Oh man I’m a horse girl AND history buff

It’s like it’s a gdang robot or something. I can’t imagine have a full blown conversation with AI. It seems so damn depressing

Lmao, even

I like to go kayaking. Putting them in the water is called launching

She’s such a menace. She’s lucky she’s cute lol

Yo how’d you get those clips? Mine is a Samsung. It came with my house, so I don’t have any of the info for it

Omg thank you

It is. I’ll have to give that a try

She did not like the firemen.

Lmao best part of this is that I just found out I probably have a severe rotator cuff injury. I posted that comment and then got some imaging results 10 mins later.

I’d sooner break my arms than make two trips

Except with the good guys leading the charge

I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.

I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.

War Thunder is gonna go absolutely wild with this

Imagine having an army of roombas. You’d be unstoppable

Girl dinner

It’s how you leave the matrix

OUT IN THE YARD AT RAAAM RANCH!