Bro it was a joke. I’m having an okay time on .world. if I absolutely need to switch instances I will. I don’t have an actual reason to leave rn.

Same lmao. I’m in too deep to leave

Kiss under the gates of the gulag lol

They’re the bones of the world dawg. It’s why there’s so much spooky scary shit here (I live in Appalachia.)

Get 'im

I work at an MSP and see profound idiocy every day and nobody has the will or desire to learn anything. I had to give someone directions on how to plug a wired mouse into a computer the other day.

I see at least one functionally illiterate person a week while working.

Dragostei Din Tae

Jump in my car by David hasselhoff

Hey Ya by Outlast

Velvet, corduroy, some microfleece, crushed velvet, suede

I can feel the fiber in my fingerprints and it wigs me out.

My cat caught my house on fire in February. She was jumping around in the middle of the night and turned on the stove before knocking a Tupperware onto it. I woke up choking on smoke. I could have totally died because my fire detector didn’t go off. Only time having fucked up lungs has come in handy.

Called the fire department and the first dude showed up in two minutes. Turns out he lives like 6 houses down from me.

Thankfully the damage was minimal and all of my pets and I were fine. I don’t own a stove/oven anymore though lol. I didn’t use the thing anyway. I cook w/ my microwave, an air fryer, and slow cooker. I have a countertop oven as well if I need it. My aunt got my stove to replace hers, so everything worked out. Got a big portable dishwasher to go where the stove was and it’s great.

Anyone got the manifesto? I need some interesting reading tonight

Dogs are so weird lol. My dogs can’t have toys they can’t digest because my doodle ingests the inedible ones. She had to have surgery twice because of it. My lil goblins just keep losing nice things because they can’t be trusted lol. I provide them with plenty of stimulation and exercise, too, so it’s not like they bored and acting out lol

I hope Gemini likes my really bad smut fanfics, cause that is the only thing I kept in docs when I used it lmao

He really is and knows it! He gets so much attention any time we go somewhere. He likes going to the vet because he is one of their faves. He’ll have like all the techs just swarm him and give him attention and he adores it.

My mini goldendoodle likes bitter apple spray. She’s a goblin. I’m just gonna get them some thick fleece blankets that they can make lil nests with. They don’t tear blankets apart

I yearn to do that every single day. 😭

The problem is that his sister like to eat non-food items :(

I was three feet away on a work call. Same room and everything lol

They’re called flock for a reason

My small town had two cops. had the “chief” was transferred to a bigger town with more minorities. So now my town only has one cop. I bet things are going to actually calm down a lot

I appreciate you dude, for real. If we were neighbors, I’d fight some gravy seals for you.