He was fun lol.

I hope pics of Norman Reedus will work lmao

I was gonna go to a superbowl party of people who don’t know sports except for the one person. I was so hyped but then I got a cold.

1000%

He met one of the first ladies, I can’t remember which one, in passing in a hotel while he was drunk off his ass. He told her the flowers she was holding were ugly. He only later found out he’d insulted a first lady.

He was also banned from entering the state of New York after he pissed in a rich, influential guy’s coat pocket while high as fuck on heroin. Rich dude sent him to PA for rehab instead of having him see jailtime. My grandpa stayed because he met my grandma after leaving the halfway house lol.

Truth. My grandpa sang sixteen tons all the time and taught me from a young age that the bourgeoisie doesn’t give a fuck about us poor folk and that bootstraps weren’t made to pull yourself up with. He taught me to take every advantage in life that I can get and to never stop fighting for what is right.

He lived an absolutely wild life before settling down with my grandma, so his super leftist ways made sense in a dude his age. I have him and my mom to thank for making me such a radical lefty. I’m actually going to the next no kings with my mom lol

Hooray!

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

Saint Peter, don’t you call me, 'cause I can’t go

I owe my soul to the company store

You can just replace company store with whatever capitalist institution owns you. 🫠

I have shoes I wear specifically in the house I broke my ankle a couple years ago and ever since, walking without shoes has been uncomfortable and even painful. So I have inside shoes and outside shoes.

The culture around women shaving is so dumb. So dumb, in fact, I don’t shave anything other than my armpits. And I only shave my armpits because I don’t like how the hair feels when sweat accumulates.

If I ever get a gf and she doesn’t like my fuzzy legs and magnificent bush, then she ain’t the girl for me.

How DARE

I’m writing a book and pixies are the same size as everyone else. Thought it’d be neat lol.

Got a shitpost quota to meet

Imagine being so invested in the extracurriculars of other people’s kids

And somewhere in there is at least one of your pets and they get so offended that you want to use the blanket

I befriended a little barn kitten where I keep my horse and he is my helper. I haven’t seen him in a while and I’m worried.

Life as tech support be like

Oh yeah. She can definitely be a stubborn one. She may have also been upset with me because I haven’t been going out as often as I used to because of severe cold and snow. She’s a very smart animal.