Let’s go Mariners baby luv da Mariners

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I’m joinin’ the circus

I’m goin’ berserkus

https://youtu.be/MPd3_nUnKK8

that’s just your brain becoming more powerful

Go home and be a family man

Zaza got me doing yoga and pylometrics so I can dress like a ridiculous gay jackass in public and hit JoJo poses irl

Maybe the real jizz was the friends we made along the way

Something’s wrong with like, my attitude or something

I don’t fuckin’ get it

I hope all 50 of those helicopters are actually V-22s and ordered to fly in a tight formation on a windy day and something really funny happens

I’m gonna goom!

Navy deckhand confidently slapping 100mph tape on a gazillion dollar plane going “oh yeah, that ain’t going anywhere”

played some MW3 (2011) survival mode, forgot how good the MP9 is earlier rounds and managed to down both AH-6s with one airstrike on a helicopter round which was pretty cool

the setup on Underground where you put two grenade launcher sentries in the bus stop at the top of the map and they just demolish anyone coming up the stairs of the station across the street is really fun lol, enemies just flying around ragdolling everywhere with a ton of explosions going off, you can pretty much coast until the mid 20s that way

Yume Nikki

Too poor and apathetic to really care at this point but saw something about consecutive 5% losses on three days for the first time since 1929 that started the great depression lmao

Chat is that bad for the economy?

“lol git gud”, says guy who literally bankrupted a casino

Knew it’d happen eventually but honestly didn’t have “the water wars start” on this year’s bingo card

Tumbling down, tumbling down tumbling down