And then sticking them in a drawer and forgetting to fill/use them.
looks towards drawer guiltily

We just got a new employee at work. She is in her 60s and 100% computer illiterate. I had to give her training on how to use a mouse and how to click on bookmarks to open our shared sheets. She somehow deleted everything on one sheet the first day, but shes getting better. She doesn’t own any computers and her phone is some no name model from 12 years ago. Im kinda impressed shes made it this far.

I read this in Horatio McCallister’s voice

Hey, old habits die hard. Back in my day if you sneezed on a phone it would die, a sticker would turn pink, and you were out 600 bucks! IDK if I’ll ever take my (IP67?) rated phone in the water with me.

edit get off my lawn (if i could afford a lawn)!

Ive heard you can mute them by pressing a magic combo of buttons. Like top 2 times bottom 3 times and it mutes. Ive never had luck with them though.

I really hope there are holes on the bottom that line up. I want to see a stack of people wearing these.

“Mother fucking error 154 fix”

First good laugh ive had all day.

can confirm.

Shit, wait for me to get there first!

…yeah ok, sign me up.

I had a therapist once who was like this. Would ask one or two questions at the start and then just shut up for the rest of the session. That doesn’t work for me at all. If i want to hear myself talk about my problems i can just record myself on any given day. Sometimes you need feedback, not just some one to talk at. I ended up having “insurance problems” and never going back. Yes thats something i need to work on, shut up.

*president

I switched months ago after some full screen pop up for Windows 11 took over my whole screen in the middle of me doing stuff. In a blind rage, i plugged my usb in and downloaded Pop. Did a full clean install and never looked back. There have been some hiccups, but nothing that couldn’t be fixed right away.

Id never seen this before. Its amazing! thanks for sharing.

Yoink!

Hydro Hoe

Fuckity cunt, lickety clit screw this god damn censorship shit.

I got 2 large pizzas and a stuffed cheesy bread on the way right now for 27 bucks.

It would force the US to pay for the value of those bonds and either default on the bonds by not paying (and losing any negotiating power on the world financial stage), Or loose about 31 Trillion paying out bonds to countries.