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Last time i really opened up, i was one upped and then fired a couple months later because opening up made people (my boss who one upped me) uncomfortable.

OK the CMOS battery might be flat.

Arent they mostly flat to begin with? Sorry… I couldn’t help it.

Back in my day, memes weren’t Ai “enhanced” and Bart didn’t have a vagina for an ear.

Hyperventilating my way towards Nirvana.

Figured it be increasing with how shite the world is lately.

Due to popular demand, introducing the Pillow Pit™! No more seats to impede your style. Plunge into the Pillow Pit™ today!

Im sure they can microwave your lettuce for you, if you ask.

The dev of Tesseract, a web front end for Lemmy, had a built in shadow ban list for people he didn’t like or disagreed with. So anyone who used it was getting a censored feed without their knowledge (until it came out recently).

“Home grown tomatoes grow in the dirt. Do you want to eat things grown in dirt?” - Musk probably.

1984 LTD Crown Victoria, White with red velour interior. I closed that door (which looks a lot like this door) on my hand and it locked. Mom had already gone inside and there i was screaming bloody murder in the front yard. She eventually came out and unlocked the door and got me out. Somehow it didn’t break my hand, probly because children are made of rubber or something. Theres no point to this other than sharing my unlocked PTSD that this image unlocked.

The tar helped hold things together in a crash.

Would.

Was riding my bike with my friend to the mall when i was like 10. It was kind of wet out as it had just rained and we were going over an overpass. On the the way down the hill, there was some metal thing in the road and i tried to stop too quick. Ended up going over my handlebars head first and launching into my friends back wheel. We both crashed in the middle of the road with oncoming cars. Im pretty sure my life flashed, but luckily my friend was able to help me up in time and cars saw us.

That or projection and they are cheating themselves… been there

How can she slap?

In the most upbeat, jovial tone possible - “Go fuck yourself” :)

I wonder how many kids will be named Jimothy this year?

Aquariums and fish keeping. Its as complicated as you want it to be from a simple tank and a few fish to a multi tank breeding setup for fish that need very specific requirements. It is one of those hobbies that will make you want more tanks than you have room for, if you get really into it.

Not only are we on fire too, but Canada has been sending its own firefighters to help us…