Its the only thing keeping me going some days.

What is up with MJ’s freakishly large hand??

Only if your not white though. Or white, but wearing a hoodie because hoodies are scary.

My last job was small, like 4 people small. The owner loved Ai. She would use it for everything. One day i decided to redo one of her menus. Im not a graphic artist. I have no training in it at all, but i jumped on Gimp and made a prototype. She loved it and raved at how much better it was than hers. Imagine if i was an actual graphic designer…

I can’t believe the clankers stole jizz drops from us.

An old boss of mine called them “Jobby Jobs”. Just a a job that gets your bills paid and nothing more. Ive been using that phrase since.

This game rocks!

I was invited to a coworkers house one time for some drinks and J’s. I don’t think i spoke more than a handful of words. I apologized a few times…
I found a new job, though so thats nice!

My lizard brain when i find a cool rock or something.

👍

Ive done that. Sucked though because i didn’t have sick time left and ended up losing money that day instead of getting paid like i should have.

This took me like 30 seconds, didn’t steal anyone elses work, and didn’t use half a municipal water supplies worth of water to make. Feel free to down vote, but i think this is 1000x better than the crap “ai” churns out.

I mean, lets be fair here. Its both coke and children.

Looking at you Guardian…

Back in the hey day of pimping out your pc, i had a “media center” HP that had a coaxial hookup and built in DVR software. This was the show i recorded and filled my pc memory with.

I rocked an old school wind up alarm clock all through high school. One full wind a day when i set the alarm was enough to keep it going a little over 24 hours. You want to throw it against a wall when it goes off, but other than that it worked great. (no im not that old, it was from my grandma’s house when she passed)

“You must be exaggerating! Nobody feels like that all the time.” - the last thing my last boss said to me before i flipped the FUCK out.

Ha Ha, wife bad!

You dropped this -> /s

I was not prepared for this when i open the thread.