I was invited to a coworkers house one time for some drinks and J’s. I don’t think i spoke more than a handful of words. I apologized a few times…
I found a new job, though so thats nice!

My lizard brain when i find a cool rock or something.

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Ive done that. Sucked though because i didn’t have sick time left and ended up losing money that day instead of getting paid like i should have.

This took me like 30 seconds, didn’t steal anyone elses work, and didn’t use half a municipal water supplies worth of water to make. Feel free to down vote, but i think this is 1000x better than the crap “ai” churns out.

I mean, lets be fair here. Its both coke and children.

Looking at you Guardian…

Back in the hey day of pimping out your pc, i had a “media center” HP that had a coaxial hookup and built in DVR software. This was the show i recorded and filled my pc memory with.

I rocked an old school wind up alarm clock all through high school. One full wind a day when i set the alarm was enough to keep it going a little over 24 hours. You want to throw it against a wall when it goes off, but other than that it worked great. (no im not that old, it was from my grandma’s house when she passed)

“You must be exaggerating! Nobody feels like that all the time.” - the last thing my last boss said to me before i flipped the FUCK out.

Ha Ha, wife bad!

You dropped this -> /s

I was not prepared for this when i open the thread.

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I paid 600 bucks for an ambulance to a hospital i could have walked to faster. Less than a mile… I couldn’t carry my mom, though so, ambulance it was. This was 20 years ago with good insurance.

woops meant to reply to Shatur

I used to be extremely careful about my grammar and spelling. I never wanted to be called out for using the wrong there or forgetting punctuation.
after Ai though, i really don’t care. At least im less likely to be taken for a robot.

Can a paintball be filled with expanding foam and still work?

No worries, i got you.

Because nowhere in Europe can you find cheap processed foods. Its all organic free range meats and bread made daily from the wheat ground at the local windmill. The cheese is, of course, homemade but also aged 20 years and will make you see god.

have you seen their vowels?

Just barely.