Lots of good suggestions here. See a doctor and get a blood workup. Ask about side effects of meds you may be on like statins that could cause some of the issues. Track your sleep with a phone or watch app. Even if your asleep for 8 hours, it doesn’t mean its restful sleep. Also could be worth asking the doctor while your there about sleep apnea. Exercise regularly, doesn’t have to be much just something. Eat really clean for a week or so and see if it helps. But yeah, see a doc and describe everything to them. Write it all down before you go in so you don’t leave out important details.

Rock. It will last through the ages/random moves. Its small and portable but substantial enough to be satisfying. My only concern is id be afraid id try to skip it across a lake and lose it.

Boston sometimes smells like molasses in the summer from a molasses flood back in 1919.

There was a crow i was so close to befriending at my last job. Thats the only thing i miss about that job. I should bring him a treat, for old time sake. Hes probably still around there…

Little bro had a Furby when they first came out. It was annoying as hell and even he got tired of it pretty quick. It ended up in a box in the closet for years. Then one night around midnight it just started talking. But like that slow demonic low on battery talk that toys do. Mind you this was years after it was stored away. I burned that Furby the next day.

Its hard to take off a mask youve been wearing for decades.

Great job helping that little stinker out. Might i suggest a more permanent ramp for critters to escape in the future? Something like this ramp or little steps to help animals out if they get in? Added bonus to that is, you may get more visitors if they can get in and out safely.

The nature here is the only reason i didn’t leave years ago. The beaches are great, the everglades are amazing. Hell, i even really enjoy our scrub forests. Id miss it for sure but its getting bad here.

Hey man, when mom threw away the Sears catalogue, you had to do what you had to do.

Of course this is in my backyard. God i hate this ass backwards state. I cant wait to escape Floriduh but the system just keeps keeping me down.

The word you may be looking for is destitute but i like your version better tbh.

When the salvia kicks in.

I applied for a job at K-Mart many years ago. This was at the tail end of their “good” years here. Anyways, the interviewer pulled this shtick on me. I replied with something like “Its a pen. It writes.” They werent thrilled with that and dismissed me right away. Like, bitch this is a K-Mart not a damn Saks Fifth Ave or something.

Scrap metal - if you have a truck you can cruise neighborhoods on trash days and get metal scrap. beware the long time scrappers though, don’t piss them off by treading on their turf.
Plasma - depending on where you sell your plasma, you could make around $200 a week. You could also make a LOT less and end up with nasty track marks on your arm.
Day labor - Theres probably a day labor place near you that you can go to and get a days work. They will send you somewhere different each time. Its usually tough physical work but the pay can be decent. Downside is you usually need to be there around 4am.
Upselling - if you get lucky on craigslist or facebook market or some such, you can find free stuff that you can flip for profit. This is a crap shoot most of the time and usually requires an investment to get it to sell worthy.

Ive done all these to make ends meet. Hope it helps.

Cus fuck microsoft/windows, thats why.

As an American, sit down, Hoss.

This is a two month old article. There are many cities in the US with curfew laws on the books for minors (as well as cities world wide…). I know the US sucks ass but, why spread misinformation through memes? Yes i read your source article, OP.
Bit of non issue IMO.

It doesn’t do absolutely nothing. It breaks the surface tension of the water allowing for it to boil without bubbling over.

Only artisanal wooden buckets for you then?

I had a dream that spanned maybe 40 years. I fell in love, married a woman with thick blond hair and green eyes, grew into our early retirement years and then suddenly, she died. I was heart broken. It happened so fast in the dream, I think it was cancer or some other sickness that took her. I woke up sobbing and confused. It took me a solid hour of laying there processing what just happened before i could get up and start my life again.