The word you may be looking for is destitute but i like your version better tbh.

When the salvia kicks in.

I applied for a job at K-Mart many years ago. This was at the tail end of their “good” years here. Anyways, the interviewer pulled this shtick on me. I replied with something like “Its a pen. It writes.” They werent thrilled with that and dismissed me right away. Like, bitch this is a K-Mart not a damn Saks Fifth Ave or something.

Scrap metal - if you have a truck you can cruise neighborhoods on trash days and get metal scrap. beware the long time scrappers though, don’t piss them off by treading on their turf.
Plasma - depending on where you sell your plasma, you could make around $200 a week. You could also make a LOT less and end up with nasty track marks on your arm.
Day labor - Theres probably a day labor place near you that you can go to and get a days work. They will send you somewhere different each time. Its usually tough physical work but the pay can be decent. Downside is you usually need to be there around 4am.
Upselling - if you get lucky on craigslist or facebook market or some such, you can find free stuff that you can flip for profit. This is a crap shoot most of the time and usually requires an investment to get it to sell worthy.

Ive done all these to make ends meet. Hope it helps.

Cus fuck microsoft/windows, thats why.

As an American, sit down, Hoss.

This is a two month old article. There are many cities in the US with curfew laws on the books for minors (as well as cities world wide…). I know the US sucks ass but, why spread misinformation through memes? Yes i read your source article, OP.
Bit of non issue IMO.

It doesn’t do absolutely nothing. It breaks the surface tension of the water allowing for it to boil without bubbling over.

Only artisanal wooden buckets for you then?

I had a dream that spanned maybe 40 years. I fell in love, married a woman with thick blond hair and green eyes, grew into our early retirement years and then suddenly, she died. I was heart broken. It happened so fast in the dream, I think it was cancer or some other sickness that took her. I woke up sobbing and confused. It took me a solid hour of laying there processing what just happened before i could get up and start my life again.

I never clocked the game as trying to be humorous. Gross and shocking sure but the story itself is pretty sad.

the — is just your closed mouth. 🤯

Got the text this morning. God damn scammers.

Searching “Peeing on sun movie” was less than productive, for me. In fact, I think I’ll just go lay down now. Thats enough internet for me today.
Good night.

kind of ironic this is trying to make us feel old, but came out over 13 years ago. Still relevant of course

First game i played on my new PC (2019 i think) was Binding of Isaac Rebirth. I think Minecraft was the second one. It wasn’t till a few days in I played a modern game, losing interest and going back to some other old game.
I like what i know and know what i like.

You know, i wasn’t going to, but I could really use some electrolytes. Thanks :)

Ive been rocking the shaved sides long top look. I usually keep it up in a pony tail or bun. its the best of both worlds, you get the coolness of short hair (mostly) and ability to style if thats your thing.

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Depending on the route i take, there are up to 21 Flock cameras on my way to work. Its only like 5.5 miles.