Ah, yes. A welcome return! Plenty of scum today for the chopping block.

…am I not getting context? I feel like I’m missing something.

Ummmmmm…maybe I’m being a cynic here, but, wouldn’t it make more sense to do this AFTER the war?

Last thing you want is to invest all this money, and then…a stray rocket blows up the rails you installed last week.

I’d love to see this with a grilled cheese

TBH I’m sick of DailyBeast and Rawstory showing up in my Lemmy feed. I’d argue they violate this community’s “credible sources” rule.

I’ll support that motion.

Hey! You’re the same guy as before who didn’t read the post!

Me: Never done online emulation.

Why a VPN?

Soooooo, you just didn’t read the post then?

Republicans ruined American society all because they are a bunch of stuck up loser bitches and are do nothing good organized criminals.

I need this printed on a hoodie.

Pretty soon trump will have to release the epstein sex tapes to distract from the war!

Spork! Obviously!

Hey! Whoa! That’s uncalled for!

…Goofy isn’t even a Pokemon.

Time flies when you live in a time sucking vacume of existential dread, exacerbated by a deadly global pandemic which was made even worse by a political party trying to prolong the death hoping to gain a political advantage in the then upcoming election.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

I’d have voted for Psyduck.

Pikachu is a loud high energy narcisist who doesn’t care if he electricutes those cares about. Politically that sounds like trump.

Psyduck is a mentally and emotionally weighted creature who spends all his time empathizing with everybody. Not just those arround him, but the entire planet. He has anxiety because the world just keeps getting darker and scarier. Psy-yi-yi indeed!

Politically I’d say Psyduck is Jimmy Carter.

…ok, I was with you until “gay space”. Now I’m just confused.

Why are you posting pictures of the leafs? I thought these were pet pics!

Ok, trump, circa November 2024.

(You gotta add context time frames these days. He’s said so much shit that I don’t blame anyone for forgetting 90% of what he’s said)

I’d laugh if everyone sent their entire navy…to defend Iran.

God damn. This feels like a mic drop straight into the grave! Jeez! Hopefully the city cleanup won’t take long, because you just dropped a nuke!

Israel is the only country even marginally close enough to be mistaken for the target.

And they would know we’re not going to fire upon them. We’re apperently sucking their dick politically.

None of that would make sense for any of those countries to think it’s aimed at them.

Let me put it in baseball terms. You’re looking at an infield pop fly, and worried that the outfielders might catch it. Or in the case of Russia, a fan in the upper bowl of the bleachers. The trajectory doesn’t line up for that to make sense.

MAYBE Israel, but again, they know they’re safe from us.