For most people 11 isn’t an option without buying a new computer.

This exchange is like an old timey radio comedy show exchange.

…except I don’t think the humor was intentional. Which makes it even BETTER!

In response to that, I reccomend a swift boot up the Xbox producers ass!

Wow. You actually get me.

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I still don’t trust you…

Well, I mean that was proven in the prohibition era. Alcohol was illegal, and thus you could be arrested for having it.

And yet, the task force to enforce these rules was like 1 agent per every 500,000 citizens. So “super secret” speakeasies were EVERYWHERE in those days. So common that drunks would knock on random peoples doors, and home owners would instinctively yell “THIS ISN’T A SPEAKEASY!!!” and the drunk would go knock on the next door. It was said you only had to knock on 20-30 doors depending on the city, before you happened upon a secret speakeasy.

The head of the task force said New Orleans was the easiest to find alcohol, having just flown into the airport, he said it took about 30 seconds before he got into a cab, and was IMMEDIATELY offered booze.

If a law is a law, but it’s not being enforced, is it really a law?

you’ll be alone for eternity and will never have true friends or camaraderie, and that by itself will consume you.

I AM a morally decent person who makes efforts to do the right thing. And that last part is STILL true!

I just don’t like most people.

Nah. It’s going to be trump vs elon.

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The John Cena of aircraft…

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That’s a damn fine lookin’ keyboard right there!

I mean…are you looking at it?

That extra S makes all the difference.

Ancient solutions??? Shit! That would work TODAY!!!

If Kamala Harris had promised bigger penis’s to all men if elected, she would be president right now.

Thats how I know all those pills and whatnot aren’t worth trying. If ANYTHING worked, it would become a competition. And suddenly it wouldn’t even be about if women liked it. Guys would be walking around with 60 inch dicks complaining they aren’t big enough, because their neighbor is 90 inches soft.

And the human race would end, because no woman would be able to even take dicks anymore, so they’d just stop having sex.

And guys would STILL keep growing.

But none of that is real. So I know anything selling penis enlargement is a scam without needing to even try.

It’s called flirting, and I’m quite good at it! Who could resist the Cleveland perogis? Again, not a sex euphanism. We have a strong polish population, and thus perogis are popular here.

Orrrrrr, alternative option…how about we go watch fireworks tomorrow? It’ll be a date. We’ll grab some food, and then go see the new Jurassic Park movie, and then go see the fireworks!

Uhhhhh, just be in Cleveland tomorrow at 5pm. Just, anywhere in Cleveland. I’ll find you by roaming the city and yelling “YOU SINGLE??? HEY!!! YOU SINGLE???” at every woman I see on the street. I’m sure I’ll find you EVENTUALLY!

Just don’t stop in East Cleveland. That is a seperate city, and we in Cleveland don’t recognize them as anything more than an active war zone. You WILL die if you stop there.

Soooooo, what are you thinking? Drinks? Yay or nay? Aw who am I kidding??? OBVIOUSLY we’re going to drink!!! This city is BUILT on alcoholics!!!

…wha? Where are you going??? Come back!!! I haven’t even shown you our massive free stamp!!! Thats not a penis euphanism! We really do have a massive free stamp here!

Switch 1 dock comes with the console. But what if you want to hook up 1 dock on each of your TVs throughout your house? Lets say there are 3 TVs. Well, you have 1 dock. Now you need 2 more.

The official dock with power supply is $90. So you now need $180 plus two more HDMI cables.

3rd party docks are a fraction of that. You could probably get both docks for $60? Been a while since I checked prices.

And used prices aren’t much better for first party. But used on 3rd party goes down even more. You could probably get both tvs with used 3rd party docks for $40? As opposed to $180 for 2 new official docks.

It makes more sense when you fully understand what people mean when they say both sides.

People who want to argue that point take it to mean “both sides are the same”. What it really means is both sides are complicit. It’s good cop bad cop. The good cop has to keep up appearances, to sell the illusion of choice and safety. While the bad cop takes all the heat.

And if you want evidence, just look at how things have gone in the last 40 years. Republicans take 3 steps right, democrats take 1 step left. Well, do the math. That’s a net result of 2 steps to the right without recoarse. Now repeat for 40 years, and you have a situation where it’s literally gotten to nazi america tactics.

The old barometer for how far they’ve gone is when they undid roe v wade. Now, thats so far in the rear view, that we’re at a point where unidentified government agents are kidnapping people on the street, without even confirming they have reason to arrest them, and at times killing them in the process.

Let me repeat that. We’re at a point where government officials are now grabbing people off the street and killing them, without so much as a confirmation of their identity.

But don’t worry, the democrats are going to wave their fingers in a “no no no” motion, real hard. We’ll all be fiiiiiiine! Well, unless of coarse you’re brown enough, or just mistaken for an opposing opinion.

Yeah. Both sides.

Windows 10 is no longer receiving security updates

I thought it was until October?

See, this guy right here is what politics should be.

The democrats should say “This problem should be tackled THIS way!”

And the republicans should say “I disagree. I think the problem should be tackled THAT way!”

And then you, the american voter, should then go to your local polling booth, and cast your vote for whom you think is right.

But that’s not what this is.

Politics, for at least my entire lifetime, has been a bunch of weak men and women grasping at straws, trying to consolidate power for their individual selves. The DNC is quite frankly a corrupt shitshow. They don’t know who they want in, but they have a long list of whom they want to keep OUT.

And the RNC isn’t much better. They have solidarity. That’s it. They will all agree with the plan, regardless of if that plan is stupid or not. They will just line up to kiss the ring, and provide a united front. In their own minds they think that makes them strong.

But at no time are either of these groups worried about the american people. They’re worried about their own careers. They’re worried about their status in the political world. They’re worried about their ego.

That’s what’s missing in this country. A leader who cares about the nation. The whole nation. Not just their career. Not just their side. But EVERYONE.

Politics should be two opposing ideas that differ from each other on the best way to serve the country. Instead, somewhere along the way it became two sides that are enemies.

I lean left, and more democrat on many things. But republicans SHOULDN’T be the enemy. And if you’re a republican, democrats SHOULDN’T be the enemy. These two sides may be opposite sides, but they’re meant to be two sides of the same coin. That coin being america.

So the poster above me, even though they didn’t call any of that out specifically, they do embody the spirit of what I’m saying. Someone leaning to the left, seeing a right wing person feeling the ill effects of their own choices.

And their response is “if you can own up to your own mistakes, I’ll help you dig out of them.”

THAT is whats missing in this country.

I mean…I’d rather the joke not be told…at all.

Jokes on us though, right? Hahaha, we’re all going to suffer!