Retro consoles shouldn’t have hard drives, or internet access.

You put the cartridge in, you turn the power on, and you sip your capri sun because it’s 1990, and you’re 7 years old, and the world isn’t a dumpster fire.

Time to play super mario bros 3, as was the style at the time.

Burger King does.

At mcdonalds? Well…I AM old, but when I worked there as a teenager, we just ripped open an unmarked brown paper bag, and poured them straight into a metal basket.

Then we dropped the basket in oil, pressed a button, and 3 minutes later DING FRIES ARE DONE!

…what’s the spoon for?

These kids work in accounting, sales, and one is in jail.

I’ll let you figure out who went where.

Nothing can kill the Grimmace.

hug

…why are they on social media AT ALL? What kinds of tweets would they even send???

Hey @Julio we’re coming to deport you and your whole family! See ya at 6!

Seriously. What is the use case here?

Thats what I’m saying. There have been leaks since day 1. Since 2016.

There is no team. There is trump. Barking out commands. And a bunch of yes-men cowering and following command.

And he’s said that he would do this on day 1. He did interviews back in 2016 saying how much he admires kim jong un in north korea. How he’s a real leader. That he aspires to be that. All while talking directly to the New York Times.

Secrecy isn’t needed here. He says what he’s going to do. He puts all his people in judge positions, ect. He tried unsucsessfully on Jan 6th 2021 to do this.

So, no, I don’t think he could do all of this without the secrets being leaked. I think he’s been the one leaking his plans, right from the start. It’s just that no other politician has ever tried something that bold. So everyone keeps assuming there is a secret agenda. There is no secret agenda to leak. There’s the agenda of terrible shit that he’s been saying this whole time.

This would be like if Hitler in 1920s saying “I will kill the jews, and undesirables in large camps where they will suffer”, and then people trying to figure out what the real secret agenda is.

No no no. Don’t come TO America! If I could, I’d be LEAVING America!

I’m still fully convinced that this election was a fraud to begin with. If you look at trumps behavior, he is not the typical republican. He’s not smart. He doesn’t have these master plans that have all these moving parts.

I don’t know why you guys don’t see this. He says the quiet part outloud, and then follows through.

He says “we’re going to bomb the shit out of them” and then he bombed the shit out of Iran.

He says “we’re going to build a wall”, and then he built a wall.

Americans are not grasping the patern here. He says he’s going to do something terrible, and then he does it.

Now go back to September 2024 and listen to trump. He said “We already got all the votes we need. You don’t even need to worry about voting ever again. We’ve rigged it so we never need another election after this, and we’ve already won.”

Am I the only one who sees that it doesn’t matter if you voted or not, because the whole election was a scam? Am I the only one who already knows that by 2028, it will go from fascist president, to officially being a fascist dictator?

OFFICIALLY he’s not a dictator yet. He’s still considered the president. But I fully believe he spent all of 2020-2024 planning this. To have a 4 year plan to go from 2025-2029, and by the time the 2028 elections time is here, we’ll know there won’t be elections. We’ll have ICE in every city. We’ll have police abolished, and replaced with military. And we’ll no longer be a democracy.

That is what I believe we’re already on path for, unless some big dramatic change happens. And it still could. But right now it hasn’t yet, and isn’t guarented TO happen at all.

God no. Please Canada, don’t join us! We are a dumpster fire right now. If we try yo gorce you, fight us!

Soooooooo, either schizophrenia, or an Abby and Brittany sort of deal.

Ok, and how many people, outside of those that used them, would ever have any clue what that was? How many regular everyday americans do you think would know what you’re talking about, either back then, or today, if you said you work with an “ENIAC”?

I think officermike’s point fully still stands.

Employer: Why did my electric bill jump up an extra $18,000 this month?

rams into someguy3

No.

Ooooooh, I like his shirt! Spiderman!

Fire ants are the spicy flavor!

You could have every single piece of technology on the planet using AI and it would still falter, because HUMANS DON’T WANT AI! Time and time again it’s been shown that people don’t like this shit. You’re spending money that hasn’t been made, on ram that hasn’t been produced, to be installed in AI data centers that haven’t been built, to run AI farms that have zero interest from humans, to chase profits that will never come.

I would normally say “congratulations, you fell for it again”, except nobody is tricking you here. YOU are the one tricking yourself. Every expert has stated that CEOs everywhere report no actual benefit from their AI use. Tech experts everywhere report that customers don’t want AI in their toilet. Or their toaster. Or their TV. Or their cell phone.

So who is this for?

What a dull post about something in a mans life.

…I love it!

Well, to be fair, I’m sure ciggerettes being bad for your health isn’t obvious to some boomers. When they were kids, cigerettes were marketed as a healthy alternative to breakfast. So they watched their parents, who served in WWII, smoke em all day.

And honestly? I don’t blame them. They were 18, and sent off to fight hitler in the biggest global conflict the world has ever seen. Whats a lousy cigerette going to do when you’ve survived Normandy, ya know? They say the sea had turned from a beautiful majestic blue, into a horror red, because the OCEAN was more blood than water at that point. Surely a marlborro ain’t got shit on that.

So the boomers grew up with commercials with cartoon camels convincing them that cigerettes were cool.

So I bet there’s still a few boomers who refuse to believe cigerettes will give you cancer.

And before you laugh, just know that most kids these days don’t believe that vapes will give THEM cancer.

It’s all the same. The form factor changes. The world and it’s problems stay the same. We’re still dealing with a world full of nazis, idiots, and wealthy assholes contributing to climate change.