Lesbians would like a word with OP.

I read that as “weirdest holiday” and was going to say National Talk Like a Pirate Day - anyway sorry for the interruption, please carry on.

Careful, men - those guys are packing!

When you feel owned and also strangely aroused.

Dad said we’re getting a sourcebox!

Largely correct I would say.

I don’t, I just play the thousands of mp3s I’ve collected over the years.

That’s how I feel, and I’m American. Wanted to go expat during Trumpfest 1 but the wife wouldn’t budge.

Soon we will rule the Tri-State Area!!!

You can pretend a meme makes you right, or you could switch from dick to cock and from Karen to any other word that isn’t 2 million people’s first name.

I wouldn’t call it an “admission”, more like random crap. He also “admitted” that California had forest fires because they didn’t use rakes.

So will these drones be paid for by a gun sales tax or will they just cut more social services?

When Trump isn’t seen in public for days I don’t bother wondering why, it’s just a welcome break from him getting attention.

woob woob woob… why I oughta…

That’s always been my attitude. Yet the property taxes on the house I’ve lived in for 35 years keep going up based on what somebody else would pay for it if I sold it. Paying tax on the money I make if I ever do sell the house would make sense to me, but until that ever happens I’m being taxed on a number determined by real estate speculators. So what the actual fuck?

Too late. Social media was already the end of truth.

I’m surprised a 1927 handheld fan is so compact and modern looking. I wonder if it was cutting edge.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

IF THEN MAYBE...

Yeah but to him it seemed like about a year and a half.