

Death, are you sure you don’t need glasses?
Fuck it mate, we’ll pay for your lasik if you want.


Death, are you sure you don’t need glasses?
Fuck it mate, we’ll pay for your lasik if you want.


In this economy? Regular my man.


She can’t even acronym correctly.


Pfft, didn’t you hear? The only thing that is necessary to keep AI from going insane is a smart president.


Was he not a jew also?
Number 2 would be an acceptable “visible disgust” memeface.


I mean, the IDF are essentially child predators at this point so…


Okay then… don’t be surprised if they start shooting back.


Unless it’s a guillotine, I’m not interested.


For a nation that prides itself on its somewhat dubious war fighting capabilities, they sure managed to pick an absolute dunce at warfare to be their commander in chief.


I believe that is the point.


Ah yes the college of “Fuck it, we ball”.


Hinh in Burmese. The closest equivalent is curry, and while all curries are hinh, not every hinh is curry. It basically means something you eat with the rice.
But he has a Halo?


Been watching too many dolphin documentaries?
Gotta be more specific. Scot, Irish, English or Welsh?
Actually, I’m curious if the coffee plant had evolved by then. Thinking not.
I keep thinking that they just stopped making the Pontiac Firebird…


“The young gentleman is an excellent ration powered space heater.”
Heard this back in basic for a young officer cadet who was absolutely useless aside from the fact that they were capable of heating up a ten person tent via their normal body heat.
Wasn’t this Scaramanga’s car?