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My horny is too strong, can easily use this as lube.

(including me) - the person who asks this.

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Swedish pigs: Öink

(The actual word is “Nöff”)

It is a meme, it’s not an actual Facebook post. Most of these are “fake” posts, made to look like they’re from fb, twitter, tumblr, 4chan etc.

“the man who nursed his sun”

Dang, how’d he do that without burning up?

I have an old (must be 20yo) budget bench dishwasher and never have any issue with anything not being clean. Never done pre-wash and often overpack it.

Haha! I imagine the TP starting to unravel and trailing behind like two tails.

Yeah, I was thinking that. I’ll wait till tomorrow and see if I still feel like sharing it.
Thanks!

Yes, I can only be one whole something ;) So half unsober and half sleep depraved!

Forgot to add this, for some reason (no idea what) the trashcan is mostly clear plastic. I’m glad it was so clean, just paper used for drying hands in it I think. That could easily become a horrible thing to have to look at.

**Edit: ** could be a safety reason for the employees who have to empty it? Though I feel it would still be easy for someone to hide anything in the middle of the pile or at the bottom.

“Sounds kind of risky, brb.”

I want a sign with that written on it, like one of those “home sweet home” cloth ones with letters from string woven into them (no idea what’s they’re called). We should all think like that a little more, but only a little and not for real dangerous shit.

But at the cost of every wipe taking a small part of your soul… We’re past the covid TP panic, you don’t have to be ok with consequences like this for just wiping anymore.

Uuuugh, imagine you go into an abandoned hospital or something and everything is all weathered, broken and dirty and you open a door to a spotless bathroom with this and you hear what you wrote in a weird soft voice. Few things make you go “yeaNOPE, I’d rather shit my pants than have any part in this”.

It’s alright, but it’s made to function better for people with disabilities so it is as it is to help more than just be comfortable. I’ve had lots of people with all kinds of disabilities through my whole life and always had an interest in the design of everything around us, especially things like this where it’s about function for those that are in some way different. It’s just better for everyone as it is absolutely fine for “normal” people but is better than normal/more common ones for those with mobility issues etc.

“Mesa wipe? How wude!”

muppetness is a word I didn’t know I needed, thank you for sharing this wisdom. It’ll be used with great care but also as often as possible.

I see what you mean, but got bad news.
There’s a third roll that’s on the left handle which is the one you take from, the handles were just folded up when I took this photo.
But you gave me a vision; imagine it like a VCR or tape deck, the paper goes from one roll to another and you spin them to wipe, your butt being the write head for the “tape”, a trail of shit getting “written” to the tape.