It would be better to just burn down Glasgow.

Twice.

We don’t deserve nice things.

I remember playing something similar back in the day, the difference was that the pawn side got to move twice each turn.

It’s My Party ( & I’ll cry if I want to)

That was essentially why the US was founded.

Kiddiemanjaro

I hate to be even more of that guy but the suffix ‘mancer’ has nothing to do with ‘man’ or ‘mankind’ but is derived from the Old French word “mancie,” which itself comes from the Latin “mantia” and ultimately from the Greek “manteia,” meaning divination. Therefore, “mancer” typically signifies someone who manipulates a certain element or force, often with a divinatory aspect.

Got a permanent ban, seemingly for using the word ‘defenestrate’ jokingly.

Wellllll… Watch it sure but the vocals you are hearing are from 20+ years ago overdubbed on the ‘live’ stream…

Good one. I saved a bottle of champagne for over 20 years waiting for the day that Thatcher died, then drank it while dancing naked in my garden singing “Ding dong the witch is dead”. Happy days.

What do you mean “if”? My wife has been a dictator since the day we got married…

My razr. God I miss that phone.

Reddit banned me, bizarrely, so I now only use Lemmy and Bluesky.

Wellllll… If it hadn’t been for Germany, Israel probably wouldn’t exist…

Uk comic Bob Monkhouse told the following joke many decades ago:

“When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everybody laughed. They’re not laughing now.”

No it just meant that she wanted different things as she got older.

We got together when she was 21 and I was 34 and we got on a like a house on fire. We split up 9 years later. Turns out you change loads between the ages of 21 and 30, not so much between 34 and 43…

I’ve had bad episodes of back pain off and on since I was 11. I’m now 59. I have seen my doctor on many occasions and I’m just told to try to get more exercise. I guess I just put up with it, then

This one https://youtu.be/lzSLC-Qv8gs