Let’s get you off to bed grandpa. I hear they’re having a LAN party at the senior home tomorrow. Need to rest up.

Probably assuming they know what they’re doing. I feel like if someone wore a High Vis vest and was messing with a tree, no one would question it.

Gotta do some guerilla grafting and cut it low and graft a fruit bearing variety to it. Problem solved

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2012/04/07/150142001/guerrilla-grafters-bring-forbidden-fruit-back-to-city-trees

https://www.reddit.com/r/BackyardOrchard/comments/1d2x64p/hello_all_what_pear_varieties_graft_well_with_the/

Fun fact, if their hit song 1985 were made today referencing a similar passage of time, the song would be called 2007.

https://youtu.be/uTqmwA87IG4

Heh, damnit

Seeing vice grip printed on something that is not channel locks is mildly infuriating.

Clearly that song was Jimmy Buffett.

https://youtu.be/wahj_Dexhxw

Don’t want to get in trouble for stolen valor.

I used to work in customer service some 10+ years ago. After having to interact with the general public for an extended period of time, I can confirm, the average American is dumb as a bag of rocks.

Let me guess, Don Jr. conveniently started a router company yesterday?

I’ve had them 5-10 years (maybe more), but better safe than sorry I guess. Might as well give it a look.

I bought a used Bowflex on Nextdoor for like $200, a set of 10-90 lb adjustable Bowflex dumbbells with a stand for like $100, and a weight bench for ~$50. Retail on that setup is like $2k+. These things are large and cumbersome. A lot of people buy them then never use them and get rid of them for pennies on the dollar. I work out in my garage whenever I want to and I don’t have to worry about waiting for someone to get off a machine or work in sets with people. I get my workout done so much faster and I don’t have to go anywhere to do it. I will say the gym has a certain social element that you miss, but not having another freaking subscription is nice. Ya know what? I’m gonna go get a workout in right now.

Imo they were never any good. You might just be an adult now.

Coming soon to an oblast state near you!

Damn you to hell Tuberculosis! We were gonna farm mangos you sadistic fuck!

I feel like I’ve already seen this one

Yes, every system has been compromised. There’s no way to know how many puppets have been installed at every level of government. The whole thing needs to collapse and start anew.