They neutered Google Assistant because it was costing too much money. Now it’s ass.

https://youtu.be/uTqmwA87IG4

https://youtube.com/shorts/-621rVJvUdY

Mr. “Population collapse is the biggest threat to the world.”

Maybe it’s just the biggest threat to capitalism and your ROI. Why do you think he’s supporting the make everyone dumber party?

I was interviewing with my current company while my wife was pregnant and I didn’t disclose it to them bc I didn’t want it to impact my hireability. My wife was due about a month into my tenure after I got hired. I told my boss after I was hired, and only took maybe a week off. The only reason I took such a short amount of time was I didn’t want my boss to think poorly of me so soon into the job and make a good 1st impression. I was sleep deprived the whole time and my performance was definitely impacted.

When my 2nd was born, you best believe I took the full 12 weeks, and every day was worth it. That bonding time is absolutely irreplaceable, and I wish I had it the first go 'round. You only get 1 chance at it. Fuck your coworkers, they’re probably shitty parents.

Elon out here thinking Twitter bots are real people. Too much ketamine.

I’m sure he’ll put a turbo diesel in it too

Remember the time that they banned bots and didn’t get a new submission for like 48 hours on one of the most popular subs?