This used to be me, til my body decided to say fuck you raiderkev, imma make you allergic to dogs now as an adult.

My mind was blown by this tidbit… TIL. Newborn babies of both sexes can occasionally produce milk. This is called neonatal milk (also as “witch’s milk”) and not considered male lactation.

Who dafuq is JD Power? Sounds like a porn guy or something. Fuckin JD Powerhammer.

Lol, LMAO even…

I remember going to the Air Force Academy as a kid when we went to visit my aunt who’d moved to Colorado Springs for work. We did the tour, and the guide said that it was one of the hardest schools in the world to get into. I have the feeling admissions will soon be based on your X posts and how many Trump coins you have. Fucking gross.

What a chode

Surely Donald will close the bone spurs loophole

Damnit, I came to post exactly this. Good work sir.

Agreed. Last 23 years have been hard.

Clearly they’ve been sitting on them since Ollie North sold them some in the 80s.

No wonder God hates figs

Yeah man, my brother in-law is maybe 10 years younger than me. Holy fuck man, the guy sounds like a fucking boomer any time he decides to bump his gums about politics.

Just paid $4.89, and that’s at the cheapest gas station I know of for 20 miles. It’s 5.50 ish around me for the most part.

My friends dad died of a heart attack like 2 days we sprang forward for daylight savings time. Apparently there is a statistical correlation with increased heart attacks during this time likely due to the lost hour of sleep. I’m sure he would have eventually died of a heart attack because of his lifestyle, but I’m quite convinced it was a part of what caused it to happen on that day.

Surely Iran wouldn’t hit an election facility necessitating a federal takeover of elections right?

Nice

Because this isn’t one of those “woke wars” like we had in the past. If you kill all the kids, they can’t grow up and fight for Iran. 🦅💪🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷

Right, depending on the margins, he could probably make good money selling those bikes.