I used to work in customer service some 10+ years ago. After having to interact with the general public for an extended period of time, I can confirm, the average American is dumb as a bag of rocks.

Let me guess, Don Jr. conveniently started a router company yesterday?

I’ve had them 5-10 years (maybe more), but better safe than sorry I guess. Might as well give it a look.

I bought a used Bowflex on Nextdoor for like $200, a set of 10-90 lb adjustable Bowflex dumbbells with a stand for like $100, and a weight bench for ~$50. Retail on that setup is like $2k+. These things are large and cumbersome. A lot of people buy them then never use them and get rid of them for pennies on the dollar. I work out in my garage whenever I want to and I don’t have to worry about waiting for someone to get off a machine or work in sets with people. I get my workout done so much faster and I don’t have to go anywhere to do it. I will say the gym has a certain social element that you miss, but not having another freaking subscription is nice. Ya know what? I’m gonna go get a workout in right now.

Imo they were never any good. You might just be an adult now.

Coming soon to an oblast state near you!

Damn you to hell Tuberculosis! We were gonna farm mangos you sadistic fuck!

I feel like I’ve already seen this one

Yes, every system has been compromised. There’s no way to know how many puppets have been installed at every level of government. The whole thing needs to collapse and start anew.

Found this in the ether. Needs the Maga hat slapped on him, but this’ll do for now.

Yeah, that’s the same guy from the article. I’m sure Saudi and Qatar are in as well since they have numerous financial ties. It’s fucked.

Thiel is a tool to Putin. The DOGE facade was nothing more than getting the FSB direct access to secure government systems.

This whistleblower noticed access from Russia with the correct login info minutes after they were created by DOGE. Big balls’ grandfather was a KGB agent. This was not a coincidence imo.

https://www.npr.org/2025/04/15/nx-s1-5355896/doge-nlrb-elon-musk-spacex-security

That $5 deal is long gone and will cost you ~15 these days.

Wasn’t that something proposed in windows phone? I can’t remember and am too lazy to look it up

I am a much bigger fan of the British version apparently.

Yeah, but they won’t be able to drown out the dancing/ partying in the streets.

Treason

Slap Rogan’s face on the meme

Charlie Kirk?