

Just a heads up this story is over two months old. That said, here are some key points:
- The accused, Kasper Lincoln, is officially titled “Barbie Jeep Driver.”
- Kasper Lincoln just wanted to get a slurpee and his license was suspended.
- He was driving on the sidewalk until it ended.
- He was arrested by an unmarked police car. A Ghost Car, if you will.
- The lawyer has, among her certificates, a “Bad Ass Award” and a “DUI Defense” certificate. They’re next to each other.
- Kasper Lincoln did his hand signals and everything.
















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