Engage? or Enrage! Why is he so ugly, he has money, get surgery, or a paper bag already.

Can we print these phrases on condoms?

It’s $.89 per layer + tax.

I don’t use paper, I use metal. And I will stab these tech bros in the face and let them bleed out if they come near me.

Well that hot sauce will be water in a few months. Salsa Huichol is my 2nd choice. It’s a 6oz bottle for around $1.50 at Winco.

Someone didn’t want the workers to flame the place and have the largest BBQ in America.

Protect your privacy by never using your name, phone, post code, DOB in your email address. Make it something short and easy to remember, as well as easy to say to people when they ask for it. If it’s your personal domain, you can do anything. Perhaps you are an airplane enthusiast, it could be 747@MyPersonalDomain.org, but if it’s not your domain you need to be creative, Seven47@mail.com easy to remember and not embarrassing like HotGrannie1912@coolmail.com .

Damn it, I told you no eating spicy potato chips in the lab! Grrrr!

It only counts if they were wearing the hats while they were burning, otherwise GTFO.

My culture… is in a petrie dish.

I love Marmite!

Steely Dan was the best porn star I ever dated, Rock Hard Ron was the second.

Finally someone who can make Melanoma look almost human. Good job!

That’s the signal to insert the Betamax cassette.

Someone is running from prosecution.

“Europe pretends to be weak when it comes to big American and international corporations,” she told the forum, challenging the EU to “actually take this power and start regulating the big American corporations.” She was also direct about the practical limits of ban-based approaches: “kids will find very quickly the ways to go around and to still use social media.”

This is the adult option, not caving to making it the responsibility of the users. The platform must be accountable and regulated.

First we had meth explosions, and now we can add still explosions. America has become one of the most dangerous countries, and the threat is coming from inside the house.

The higher the price, the more likely it gets deleted from my diet forever.

Finally, a place to hang all the trump traitors in public. Or should we borrow a guillotine from France?

“Live Memeing”, the next trend unfolding before your very eyes!