Toxic waste must never be flushed.

I see you have switched to that double organic specialty brew that does not contain any artificial colors or flavors. Must be nice to be so rich! [looks pensively while sipping mug of dark brown water]

Attention whore who raped children captures TV network to brag about fucking everything up.

Awesome. And once the AI takes over, the company will tank.

Oh no! It’s Liz Truss!

It would be really terrible if his “book” ended up as a free download on 100 different websites.

Oh, I see the Hypocrisy Religion is still active with new scandals.

How many lines did pedo matt snort before saying this???

“I’ve been taking asbestos bubble baths, doesn’t my skin look good?”

A family member used to have a small dog that would get all excited if you used a happy voice, he thought he was getting something like a walk, treat or food. I used to say dumb stuff to him like, [in a super happy voice] “Are you stupid? Do you like being stupid? Are you the stupidest dog ever?” He would get so excited and it looked like he was agreeing with you. You could phrase anything in this voice & a happy face. “Do you like to fart?” “Do you want to kill the neighbors? Should we go kill the neighbors?” “Should we steal a car? A big car?” And many more unhinged things I don’t want to write here. He would eventually get a treat for being so entertaining.

“Please jesus, can you rise up one more time?”

So… which one is melania?

Bubbling goo. You can still find bubbling goo on Earth.

A more sensible solution would be to have standardized reusable containers. The end customer can return the empty container at the shop, it gets sent back to the factory where they are washed and refilled. Then you can skip the extra refill step at the shop completely.

That said reusable packaging isn’t always going to be more environmentally friendly or cheaper. Transport and cleaning isn’t free, neither is the extra labor involved.

This is what Coca Cola used to do with glass bottles, but it cost them too much and that’s why we have plastic bottles. All profit.

Was it the 500+ million dollars in bets he placed before he rigged the announcements to win all those bets??? He is a con man who scams everyone, all the time.

You need to use the plumbing to keep it in working order.

Most nights he’s crying into his pillow. They are mostly foam remnants from other factories, very absorbent.

If it’s not cheaper, the majority of people will not adopt this. Price is way more important to consumers. And the consumer should not be responsible for reducing non-recyclable packaging. Companies need to develop biodegradable packing,. They are actually the ones responsible for the plastic problem.

Oh shit! They finally found my Mars party lair!!

Iran attack? Or a trump attack.