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I really, really, really love windows. Especially the huge ones in my office that I get to look out of while happily using my Linux computer. Just, love, those, windows!

Morality? You wouldn’t know morality even if he had his dick lodged down your throat. These people are such hypocrites.

I just might start a discount Guillotine shop.

“Steamed Key Fob” is one of my favorite gourmet meals. 5 stars, would eat again!

No one is required to have children. Being a parent is a choice. And it’s ok to decide not to have children. If people are pressuring you to have kids, tell them they are free to continue to procreate.

Actually he can’t because there will be a constant line of people pissing on his grave.

Denied! However we will give Ukraine $100 billion. Thank you for your inquiry.

It stops when you quit your job, you traitor.

It will contain a zillion pictures of republicans. They are among us.

Imagine if they actually sold the whole crop to stores. Bananas would be $0.10 a pound. You would never be hungry.

Hate is taught, so anyone can literally be racist.

What??? No 4k?

LOSERS!!!

So Tesla cars record everything and now loser glasses record everything. This is called stalking.

They come from pregnant semi-trucks. The truck pulls up to a birthing port at a Supermarket when it’s time. Then highly skilled Supermarket staff peel away the brown protective cover and place the baby cheezits on a shelf for you to adopt.

Earth.

What? She’s Human? I’m a bit skeptical.

The only former president that would talk to this president, is one unwillingly conjured from the dead in a demon ritual. And it probably wasn’t even an American president.

Just the houses? Don’t forget the yachts, planes, cars.