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“Active” on Home, when I run out of stuff, “Hot” on Home. If I get really desperate, “Hot” on All.

Privacy is too woke

Oh trust me I know. They make big promises, and sell these devices dirt cheap to state education systems, and frame it as an altruistic, benevolent act. Meanwhile you can’t install any other software on them and it’s entirely locked into using google’s “education” software

Lots of school districts are beginning to ban phones. The one I live in has, and it’s had great results.

Each textbook can have modules and problem generators, designed to make it easy for teachers to assemble a custom curriculum for their class, to assign problems, and to quickly have generic quizzes graded.

Having worked for three separate companies trying to do just that, it’s not that the technology doesn’t exist. It’s that it’s too expensive for individuals to purchase and school districts had a hard time getting contracts approved due to NCLB and constant budget cuts. Strange though that a company like Google could ink a huge deal with an entire state even though none of the shit did anything it promised.

Yeah I guess I would take a free one to drive it off a cliff and film it

Ah, so basically French for “6-7” :D

Not when they’re on the same level as rats

I don’t think they could clear out inventory if they gave them out for free. I’m sure the clowns who paid $120k for one are loving the resale value right about now.

Not to mention the whole thing is one big crumple zone

God bless the Bloodhound Gang

Life of any kind on other worlds would upend lots of religious doctrine which insists that this place is special and that life was specifically put here for us.

But then again that assumes that these religions are logically consistent, so it probably wouldn’t matter.

It’s like a Walmart, Cracker Barrel, and a Sheetz had some unholy abomination of a child. I went exactly once to see what gives everyone such a hard-on, and couldn’t get out fast enough.

Never pass up an opportunity for getting in the news. Free advertising

I think I got drunk on Greek Row

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Nipple

People with no technical background insisting that “AI” is taking over and is sentient, even when I try to explain how it actually works. They refuse to believe that maybe all of those breathless “news” articles are clickbait hype-mongering.

“You just don’t like it because it’s gonna take your job!” Keep believing that, imbeciles.

“I got my 107 year-old great grandmother running Arch from the command line in 20 minutes! Now she browses with Lynx and hosts a Matrix server.”