Me walking in my kitchen after my wife is done cooking.

She is incapable of doing the “clean as you go” method. If I try to help with that she gets pissed at me for washing something she wasn’t done using yet.

Board room thot

The points looked at you!?

“This one’s much squishier than the other one”

Did they do it to boost AI? No, it was already happening. They did it to boost ad revenue.

This brings up a point I’ve been thinking about lately. Since they’ve shoved their shitty ai answers at the top which pushes everything else down, they must be losing gobs of money on their own ads now. All in the name of trying to “win the race”. I’d be curious to see how much this has cost them.

Hi, yes, one Cockie Leekie please.

ITT: “how could Google ruin shit and foist worse shit on me!?!”

Bruh, it’s Google.

Just… perfect Google. Bravo.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Ram driver use a seatbelt. Perfectly content to let it ding endlessly while they complain about “liberal bullshit”

desert tray

I mean, yeah, I guess it doesn’t get much rain in there. Also, Homer is the bad employee.

whack-a-mole

horny posts

heh.

Yelp still exists but they’re evil too.

I did too; told the CS rep why and she said “yeah there’s been a lot of that.”

Happy US Mobile customer for now, until they eventually enshittify.

Mint mobile is owned by t-mobile.

/c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

By all means, please list the supposed side effects. Are the side effects in the room with you right now?

Drinking close to bed wrecks my sleep in my old age. Doesn’t mean I don’t do it, but when I wake up I’m exhausted.

If I wake up at that time it’s because I have to pee. Then it takes me 3 hours to get to sleep again because I start thinking of all the dumb shit I’ve done in my life and how I’ll probably never accomplish all my goals.

Yeah but also he loves you