The more into something Jim Cramer is, the bigger the scam and bomb. Absolute fucking clown shill.

Google: “cant help you bro, we’re busy shoving that shit into everything we have even though nobody wants it.”

Always disappointed, never surprised.

But we do

If only there were some cheap and easy mechanism by which one could create coffee for themselves, crafting it exactly as they wish and saving money in the process. Oh well, time to go spend an hours’ salary on mediocrity!

Putting the “gay” in “gainzz”

“Let dumb racist grandpa sleep, that way he won’t say dumb racist shit”

hinting at even more drama as investors struggle to make sense of Musk’s space-and-AI behemoth.

There is no way for it to make sense. It’s just dumb fucking insanity. Rocket company + subpar bullshit machine + Nazi chat room is not a real company. Soon they’ll combine with former car company who makes sub-par robots, making it even more stupid. Fuck all this shit.

They’re not falling for it, they’re loving it. Granted, they have been duped into loving it.

Disclaimer: I am NOT defending video game companies.

I think loot boxes and other fuckery are due to our unwillingness to pay more for the game itself. Shit, I remember seeing new games on the fucking Super Nintendo costing $60. That equivalent price today is almost $150. You can argue about profit margins and greed all day, but that’s an enormous difference. These companies have to make up for that somewhere. So in light of the fact we won’t pay those prices (I sure as hell wouldn’t), they had to get tricky.

we kind of need the law to catch up - on sports betting too.

The law was there, for a long time. Then a couple years ago it just… disappeared? It baffles me that every sports event now is nonstop ads for gambling. I guess when you have a casino bankruptor running the country, this is the idiocracy you get.

Yeah at this point the disc is basically a license key. If they pull that game from the servers you’re SOL anyway. This ending of discs is largely representative of the situation which has already existed for a while.

It’s actually kinda crazy poutine isn’t more common here.

I think it’s the name. Call it “Eagle’s Nest” or some shit and it’d catch on like wildfire

Smug and proud that TikTok has never earned a dime from me

So much coke

Is this recent? I thought trump already used up ghoul-iani and threw him out?

Holding it upside down, such a perfect metaphor. He probably didn’t know how to hold it because he doesn’t know what the fuck a book actually is.

I have a dignity shirt! Mine doesn’t have the words, so it’s a one-percenter. But when somebody knows… instant best friends.

That’s why it go boomy

Maps and navigation. Human-to-human communication could still happen via phone call. But navigation is absolutely required now. I remember having to drive places with a simple map and it sucked.