Reader mode, that often works

If not, leave or do Apple “hide my email”, verify, kill the temp email acct.

Put down those entertaining Mattell products!

emersion

That one dipshit who uses the “thorn” instead of “th” in their posts.

Right. It’s a normal antidepressant. I guess they can use it for OCD but I don’t think that’s its primary use case.

“Hear me out. We put our product next to 4 people making ‘eww’ faces. And talk about inhaling gas.”

Board room erupts in applause

far out man

It’s just Lexapro

Edit: whoever downvoted me, look at my damn prescription:

Yeah dropping the lance was a common way to be defeated. Source: been to many renaissance festivals

Seems like cheating to me.

So the software engineers who worked on the failed product get laid off, but not the people who decided to make the thing and directed its development. Cool cool cool

I’m in the “healthy” BMI range, thank you. I just hate having to work to maintain that. I would love to shovel as much food in my gut as I want; I spend most of the time thinking about my next meal. But I also understand that being overweight is a huge predictor of lots of other issues and like you said, an early death.

It was a joke and I’m sorry.

bless

I would fucking welcome it. But this shit? Definitely not. Just peak grift.

Yeah well fuck you

bar-crossed lovers

Keep your head down, or you’ll be sent out to clean!

I just tried to donate, and the site is overwhelmed. We miss you already, Dolly.

She always did her best to remain apolitical, but basic human decency tends to skew in one particular direction.