Santlantis

That’s nice grandpa, but it’s time for your nap before you rage tweet all night.

It ain’t honest work, but it’s much.

Our Onion is the OC for all my satirical news articles. Little things like that are the seeds of a community.

The Hexagon is where the real plans are made.

Tell them it’s horrible and they should stay in Florida.

I have something on pardons coming, but I feel some people don’t like when I fill the page with new articles.

No, it’s called a clam bake. A clam bak… oh why do I even try anymore, clams will be crabs in a million years anyway.

I sadly laid off last December, when he was elected the writing was on the wall.

Congressman Sturbgetter will be tough on cow traffic like America needs. #GetSomeSturb

Look we have enough participation trophies, we don’t want to bog down the ceremonies with another 400 awards. Also some of these people will be limping, possibly in wheelchairs. And god forbid we have a shooting at the event and we didn’t bring enough medals.

I kinda feel like this is sarcasm but I’m not even sure any more. How did we get here?

Sir, where is the meth.

She probably has a great serpentine, too.

I feel like you have the ethical upper hand, keep doing what you’re doing.

“This bathwater is dirty, why do you insist to keep bringing up babies!”

A bit of a dry spell, huh?

Doodle is a great artist, if you can support their Patreon, please do.

Search my name by posts, Leo gets around.

Is this corruption locally sourced?

I wrote it, I guess about an hour ago. So this is the source link.