1. I’m glad we’re considering it

2. Launch the damned ships already.

I was born at 28 weeks 5 decades ago.

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It’ll start as an option and slide into compulsory later. It’s the Systemd way.

Fuck no. He’s fucking done enough.

I say that as a long-time Linux user, a developer and a security researcher. He’s set us back a decade with his metastatic cancer.

We literally breathe

Is there any other way to breathe? Are there any other adverbs?

This was HR, in a situation where they can be seen as going off half-cocked.

OF COURSE the HR rep kept it going.

How can a librarian not know how to punctuate?

Do they still call this thread-jacking?

Don’t be the vegan at the party, dude.

90’s

'90s

#weDoNotPluraliseWithApostrophes

Came here for numa-numa. I.T in my region has a large number of Romanians, and I was glad to know it wasn’t a cookie recipe or something.

I can run either the espresso machine (1100w) or the toaster oven (300w) and microwave (1000w) simultaneously. If I forget and run all 3 it will blow the breaker.

Hey, guess how I found out my office with all my computers was on the same circuit powering the air-fryer we had on the patio? This was our last place, too, a 2018-build high-rise.

I was working at a large identifiable site when they had a power failure. In the worst possible spot, a blown fuse nuked the feed below the gennies and the transfer switch, and basically the entire place was dark.

It shouldn’t be dark.

No one knew this fuse was down there, no one had a spare, it’s from like 1960.

So we have a temporary fuse and the one guy needs a new screwdriver. I expect it’ll be temporary - since the power on the way in is conditioned - until they decom the site in about 20 years.

This reads as if Jersey got a bit pissed.

Nobody was forced to change,

Red hat dominated the market and pushed it on out. You must remember this, don’t you?

Diving into Systemd would be a book written by Nietzsche.

If you shoot the competitors and reject questions and dissent, then you win. Good job, IBM !

You confused fedora with RHEL (before 6)

What do you think Hell is, if it’s not that eternity spent going over our worst moments?

No jack? Send it back.

It appears dementia has set in.