Narrator: little did they realize, It already had.

You are about to find out how much you hate the caps lock key’s unjustifiable real estate.

Welcome.

Hegseth is so, so much worse than Benedict Arnold.

Literally the Benedict Arnold name should fade to obscurity and be replaced with Pete Hegseth.

Sorry to all the Pete’s out there.

Here’s a very simple example.

What’s 3^3?

Or,

Well it’s 3x3x3

Which is 3+3+3, 3 times.

Which is 3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3, which is 27.

Which solution do we prefer?

3^3 = 27?

Or

3+3+3

+3+3+3

+3+3+3

=27?

Which one uses more lines?

Linus from LTT asks Linus if he’d ever heard of software developers being terminated based on how many lines of code they’d written .

Linus Torvalds responds “Anyone who thinks that’s a valid metric is too stupid to work at a tech company…”

It’s clear Torvalds doesn’t know who this is about when questioned.

Linus hints to him it’s about Musk.

“Apparently I was spot on [about Elon Musk being such and individual who is too stupid to work at a tech company].”

But did they at least make it free to enter parks on Robert e Lee day?

I mean it’s gross at the start but I’m more appalled at willing to pay to be racist.

Imagine being so racist that you’d rather stick it to black people than do something nice for free.

Linus from LTT asks Linus if he’d ever heard of software developers being terminated based on how many lines of code they’d written .

Linus Torvalds responds “Anyone who thinks that’s a valid metric is too stupid to work at a tech company…”

It’s clear Torvalds doesn’t know who this is about when questioned.

Linus hints to him it’s about Musk.

“Apparently I was spot on [about Elon Musk being such and individual who is too stupid to work at a tech company].”

They’re called spies.

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

If you live in New England I can offer an anecdote that translates this thought.

You know how stone walls are fucking everywhere? They are things. The things they are… Are a lot more of a thing than the thing they immitate.

The OG stone walls in new England were settlers literally moving glacial erratics to their property line so they could plough/farm. People thought it was an aesthetic way to demarcate property lines, so they started buying rocks to make these walls.

And now revisit the quote.

Everyone knows furby was a fed.

Boston is awesome for it’s green spaces. Probably my favorite city to walk a far distance. So many parks. So many huge parks.

We do, though. Don’t expect reelection.

Glad to hear. Lesson learned: The panic you felt sucked. It was thankfully $7 to resolve. Next time it might not be.

Back up your stuff 3 times, in at least two places. 🙂

You got two options. Both suck.

1. Call support. Have fun. I’d rather rip out my eyeballs in this scenario because you’re not a paying customer. You will get the shit-tier service, will likely be hung up on, and reexplain the situation to 3+ individuals over the course of 4 hours and ultimately get nothing done.

2. Resubscribe. Finish the job. The odds of your accounts db being wiped are kinda slim. Sucks because you do what you explicitly sought to avoid: pay Microsoft.

My biggest pet peeve is how fucking rude people are getting off the phone in movies. They just hang up.

I mean I yearn for that world but am painfully aware that it doesn’t exist.

“uhuh. Yep. Okay. Alright. Yes. Okay thanks. Alright. Okay thanks, bye. You too, thanks bye.”

My first thought was false flag. This is an excuse to continue patrolling illegally.

I’m banking on him ending daylight savings. 🤞