So I had the misfortune of hearing a joe rogan podcast the other day. It was quite insufferable before I even knew who it was. They were talking about some cool science stuff for a couple minutes, then spent the next half hour bashing the scientific community and making ad hominem arguments about them. Sponsored by a gambling app. For fucks sake, talk about the science thing more damnit!

Look up Dodge v Ford. This case set the precedent for what is now known as fiduciary duty.

This is just another excuse for cops to fine/arrest/oppress people. Utter bullshit.

And I’m suggesting not even bothering to fly to the city, much less book a night at the hotel. Do your research beforehand and don’t go to events that are anti people.

Considering how much I like furry stuff, it’s a wonder that I never got into twokinds.

Fuckit, it’s not like I’m reading anything else right now.

Boycotting would be not going at all.

That makes sense

What happened to that asshole anyway? I miss him.

What universe are you living in that Linux is mainstream? According to the steam hardware survey (which is the closest thing to a trustworthy census we have for operating system usage) Linux accounts for 3.58%. Congratulations, we’re ahead of mac! Windows still has 94.23%. But this is the year of the Linux desktop!

There’s a few things I wouldn’t want to give up, like electricity and indoor plumbing. But those are solvable problems.

please don’t actually do that. The hourly wage slaves employees don’t deserve to have to clean that up. Most of them are struggling to pay rent just like you and me.

There’s better ways to rebel against capitalism but my lawyer advises me not to talk about that.

Is it culturally anachronistic? probably. Do I care? fuck no, because it’s delicious

Somehow, less shit than what you can buy rent now.

I should have known better than to click that.

what the fuck are you doing?

my dude

no

Speaking as the whitest dick I know, good tacos are fucking easy. You don’t have to do this to yourself. Hell, if you really don’t want to cook, jimmy dean sells a bag that you can throw in a skillet and then you just put that shit on a tortilla add cheese and you’re done.

Gods fuck.

ok. Go to the fucking grocery store and get some shit.

Get a tube of ground meat. It can be beef or turkey or sausage, don’t care, go with whatever you feel like, it will be delicious. Get a back of tater tots from the frozen section, this will be your potatoe. Get some pre-diced veg, onion and bellpepper. Cheese. A jar of diced garlic in oil. And here’s the secret bit: panko. Trust me.

One fucking pan. In goes the tots, they can defrost while you make yourself a stiff drink, I recommend a wellerman but you do you. When you start your second drink, drop the tube of meat in there and mix that bitch up. Add some of dat garlic, and if you think you’ve added too much, add just a bit more. Drink the second drink while you wait for that to cook, but don’t forget to stir it the entire time.

If you want to add extra seasonings or sauces for flavor, now’s the time. It’s good without, but you can add whatever you want to make it whatever you want. Depending on what I’m feeling, I’ll add Head Country seasoning with barbaque sauce. Essence of Emerils with spicy sauce is also good. There’s a greek seasoning mix that I like but can’t remember the name of that’s also good, but I haven’t found a sauce to pair with it yet.

When the meat is done, add the veg and panko.

The secret of the panko is that it soaks up the juices but stays crunchy. The juice is where the flavor is, and that juice will drip out of the taco if it’s not held in somehow. Panko. Magic from japan.

A little time and a little stirring later, turn the heat down and slap some of that mush on a tortilla, add some cheese, and eat that delicious shit.

There will be leftovers, and when you reheat some the next day, don’t do it in the microwave, whip that skillet back out and add an egg to that bitch!

And now it makes sense to me why in John Wick whatsername calls him Jordani.

damn I miss the gamecube menu sound

Phone’s been ringing off the hook since 2016

I don’t know how to do that