There’s a few things I wouldn’t want to give up, like electricity and indoor plumbing. But those are solvable problems.

please don’t actually do that. The hourly wage slaves employees don’t deserve to have to clean that up. Most of them are struggling to pay rent just like you and me.

There’s better ways to rebel against capitalism but my lawyer advises me not to talk about that.

Is it culturally anachronistic? probably. Do I care? fuck no, because it’s delicious

Somehow, less shit than what you can buy rent now.

I should have known better than to click that.

what the fuck are you doing?

my dude

no

Speaking as the whitest dick I know, good tacos are fucking easy. You don’t have to do this to yourself. Hell, if you really don’t want to cook, jimmy dean sells a bag that you can throw in a skillet and then you just put that shit on a tortilla add cheese and you’re done.

Gods fuck.

ok. Go to the fucking grocery store and get some shit.

Get a tube of ground meat. It can be beef or turkey or sausage, don’t care, go with whatever you feel like, it will be delicious. Get a back of tater tots from the frozen section, this will be your potatoe. Get some pre-diced veg, onion and bellpepper. Cheese. A jar of diced garlic in oil. And here’s the secret bit: panko. Trust me.

One fucking pan. In goes the tots, they can defrost while you make yourself a stiff drink, I recommend a wellerman but you do you. When you start your second drink, drop the tube of meat in there and mix that bitch up. Add some of dat garlic, and if you think you’ve added too much, add just a bit more. Drink the second drink while you wait for that to cook, but don’t forget to stir it the entire time.

If you want to add extra seasonings or sauces for flavor, now’s the time. It’s good without, but you can add whatever you want to make it whatever you want. Depending on what I’m feeling, I’ll add Head Country seasoning with barbaque sauce. Essence of Emerils with spicy sauce is also good. There’s a greek seasoning mix that I like but can’t remember the name of that’s also good, but I haven’t found a sauce to pair with it yet.

When the meat is done, add the veg and panko.

The secret of the panko is that it soaks up the juices but stays crunchy. The juice is where the flavor is, and that juice will drip out of the taco if it’s not held in somehow. Panko. Magic from japan.

A little time and a little stirring later, turn the heat down and slap some of that mush on a tortilla, add some cheese, and eat that delicious shit.

There will be leftovers, and when you reheat some the next day, don’t do it in the microwave, whip that skillet back out and add an egg to that bitch!

And now it makes sense to me why in John Wick whatsername calls him Jordani.

damn I miss the gamecube menu sound

Phone’s been ringing off the hook since 2016

I don’t know how to do that

Cars are more dangerous in general now than before, due to being larger and with worse blind spots. The point of this comment chain is that the visibility of the car makes no damn difference.

The same people who kept saying that are the same ones doing the murdering now.

I can say that my standards dropped significantly after being homeless for a while a few years back. The place I’m living in now just doesn’t get hot water in the shower. The depression certainly isn’t helping either.

yup, and daytime running lights (DRL) are becoming increasingly common.

I’ve got one through name.com and I pay I think $15/year for. Not really sure what extra features I’m getting, I don’t do much with it.

Then you know exactly where I’m coming from

honestly, that would be good for my kidneys. I’ll take it.

Different pieces of software running on the same hardware.

GlitchDX.exe runs in ring 3

Brain.exe runs in ring 0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protection_ring

it’s okay to cheat if results are good. Maul coming back was dope because it was well written.