https://xkcd.com/927/

It’s not about the Hans, it’s about sending a Simon.

Are you a cop? - No.

🐣🐥🐤🐔

Umpf Umpf Umpf

Ah, now I see. It all makes sense now.
Usually I don’t look at usernames and thought I found your soulmate.

You could totally hit somebody with a money bag too.

Needs more

Looks like Adolf’s signature with a bit Parkinson’s disease.

Obligatory:

Have you by chance joined the pocket knife community?

Other people have sock monsters, you seem to have a nail-clipper monster.

You beat me to it.

And don’t forget Archer.

Yes, it’s a

Nobody breaks the Tidy Cats box on my watch.

So how long until they ride dinosaurs?