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3 hours agoThe least they could do is tell me which lighters it is okay to burn babies with
Mayor Poopington
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Cake day: July 1st, 2023
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5·3 hours agoIt’s a county in the central valley of California where a firework warehouse recently exploded
9·3 hours agoOr Dolly Parton losing in a drag look alike contest
19·1 day agoRemake the original trilogy but replace every character with Jar Jar
Just subtract x from each side.
-2 = 0
Take that, math
631·4 days agoHe seems like an all right guy
11·5 days agoWe did it! We stopped the weather!
5·6 days agoInstructions unclear, showed up to my obgyn appointment with my drug dealer covered in googly eyes
We left this side blank so you can help!
I can’t tell what that word is before plug. Would the drain plug from my sink work?
20·7 days agoWhat future?
What is “DEE MEAT”?
You can get a freezer that makes sphere ice. Do what you will with that information.
11·8 days agoPlease, no
9·8 days agoWell, yea. That’s probably why he voted for it
6·8 days agoffs Heinz? Your cat deserves better
Its a tribute to Syd Barrett and a little fuck you to the record industry (Have a Cigar). There’s a lot of emotion behind that album and that’s what I love about it.
Shine On You Crazy Diamond is a masterpiece
How do you know that your fruit tastes like shampoo if you haven’t eaten any shampoo?
I can tell you from past experience that fruit scented shampoo, does not, in fact, taste like fruit. Maybe recipes have changed and yours does. Only one way to find out!