Not sure if this counts, as it’s not quite getting fired, but a kid got dropped off for an interview, and as soon as he made it into the store lobby, the family member who drove him in did some donuts in the lot and peeled out.

His interview got cancelled because of that, and he just had to wait there to get picked up by someone else.

Say it to his face!

I don’t know too much, but once I lived near the area and heard others talking about it, the idea of The Big Boss Man “hailing from Cobb County, Georgia” made a bit more sense.

It’s been years since I was anywhere near Cobb County, but I’d be willing to bet it’s probably not.

As a trans woman of color living in the Southeastern US, I need you to know that I’m on TheFeatureCreature’s side in this argument.

I mean, aside from all those times I shoplifted, back in the day…

He should send ICE around with giant HEPA filters, to detain all the smoke for later deportation without due process, or just have the agents shoot it in the face, or something. </pokerface>

Same as DIY breastforms, I would suspect; the squash ‘n’ stretch doesn’t work as well with water as it does with something thicker.

SimCity 2000.

This right TF here. He-Man, She-Ra, G.I.-Joe and My Little Pony were all part of the same universe when they were toys on my floor.

If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.

N’hot Dog?

Where I am, we’ve been getting pretty heavy rain during 100F/37C heat, and it’s kind of unnerving how quickly it dries up.

So they listened to the repeatedly shared meme, then?

Indeed it is, and indeed it does; it even rolls over your neighbor’s dog! Not only is it better than bad, I would even dare go so far as to say: it’s good!

In fact, it does; alone, or in pairs! 💁🏿‍♀️

During the very early years of a local fandom convention, there was a similar problem.

Then, one year, gift bags with toiletries were handed out.

The hint was taken, and the convention has smelled better ever since.

🎵 The Fe-di, the Fe-di 🎵 It’s big, it’s hea-vy, it’s wood!

I remember essentially turning a BASIC prompt into a spinning, geometric rave decoration back in 5th grade, and thinking it was the coolest shit ever, but really… it was all about Math Blaster and The Oregon Trail in the years up to that point, and for several years later.

And yes, I’d go back in a heartbeat.

+1 for Keepass. Specifically, KeepassXC.