After moving into my own house as a teen, I always sit at home. I’m the dude who has to clean the washroom.
At a public place with a urinal, I’ll stand. I always feel weird sitting on it.
Sit at home on my Japanese toilet with a heated seat, stand everywhere else. Heated toilet seat is blissful.
I sit to pee at home. Out in the wild no fuckin’ way.
But then you don’t get to play the sinking and or stain cleaning game? That’s one of the best parts of being a man!
I sit down sometimes when I’m tired or if I just wanna sit down and fuck around on my phone for a bit. Also at night! I love those no lights to not fuck up your sleep, sit down, take a piss, then quickly get back to bed without touching your phone or talking to anyone so you can hopefully go back to bed!
Yeah, I sit when I pee.
Target practice
My dick dips into the toilet water if I sit to pee.
My dickhole dipping into water or rubbing on random ceramic, as being unwanted, should be as uncontroversial as a bidet being the clearly ~only way to clean poop from a butt.
But here we are, “just use some paper to wipe it off” is not only a permanent standard in the US but apparently worth fighting over, in times of shortage lmao.
Im not interested in getting pee splash on my pants, shoes and floor for macho points.
I can tell you exactly when I started sitting to pee. The day after I took over the bathroom cleaning chore.
Ever peed standing while wearing shorts? It’s disgusting. Just sit down like a civilized person. Or clean the toilet yourself, properly, so you know how nasty it is to wipe away pee splatters all over the place from you and all other men who didn’t sit down.
Sitting down is also much more relaxing.
…is this the reason guys prefer longer shorts? So they don’t feel the splashback of toilet water on their legs when they stand to pee? You guys don’t care if it spashes back you just prefer to wear it all day obviously?
It’s pee that splashes back, and no, short shorts look stupid. I prefer longer shorts even though I sit down.
… its not toilet water thats splashing
Sitting is not only superior, it’s also optimal for proper urination. This is not my opinion. A pelvic PT professional told me this. I only stand rarely. Mostly when I’m in a public restroom with a urinal.
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I agree: peeing while in line really keeps things moving 🫡
Standing is just gross. Pee mists everywhere, even if you have perfect aim. All around the toilet and the wall and floor near it.
And if you need proof of this, visit the house of a bachelor that never cleans.
Sitting unless I’m in the forest.
Uh we have a shower
I’ve been a devoted sitter for a while. If you stand, you are peeing on your floor. Maybe not a lot, maybe not even a perceptible amount on any individual trip, but definitely some, and over time, a lot. I’m of the opinion it’s weird to pee on your own floor, and have been enthusiastically lambasted for this on multiple occasions. Some men for example find it unmanly. Which, putting aside for a moment the fact that there is no inherent correlation with manliness and goodness, is bullshit. Unless they stand to pee when pooping, they already pee sitting down on a regular basis. All I’m doing is increasing the frequency of seated micturation.
You’re weird because apparently you don’t clean your bathroom floors.
Sure, microscopic amounts of pee gets on the floor. Then, every couple of weeks you clean your bathroom.
You know that when you flush a toilet you aerosolize a bit of the contents and they drift out and land around the room too. Does that bother you?
That’s why you close the lid to flush… That absolutely bothers me, I wear retainers and they clean in a solution on the counter during the day. I don’t want pee on them or my toothbrush!
I’m sorry to tell you this but closing the lid doesn’t stop viral aerosol contamination and it’s been researched https://www.ajicjournal.org/article/S0196-6553(23)00820-9/fulltext
So, it doesn’t stop it, but it definitely helps.
Every toilet I’ve seen has a big air gap under the seat even when the seat is down.
Every mask I’ve worn during covid had gaps all around as well
You were wearing it wrong.
Which is why only an N95 or similar has any benefit for the wearer.
Closing the lid makes zero difference.
I guess I would just say that I feel the acceptable amount for one to pee on their own floor willfully is none. Flushing may present a new issue after the fact, but I can’t see a way around flushing. I can however see a way around electing to pee in a sloppy manner because I’m lazy. Though arguably sitting is famously more comfortable than standing, so perhaps impatient would be more accurate than lazy.
Flushing may present a new issue after the fact, but I can’t see a way around flushing
There is one, embrace the sink. Become a sink pisser, it’s just like a pissoir which you wash your hands and face in!
I can’t see a way around flushing
the acceptable amount for one to pee on their own floor willfully is none
Nobody’s talking about willfully peeing on the floor, we’re only talking about microscopic amounts of pee mist that could drift away from the stream when you’re peeing from 50 cm from the bowl instead of 10 cm from the bowl.
by your own logic, why bother using the toilet, or even having one? Just pee on the floor like a real man. I mean you clean it anyways.
The frequency of cleaning should presumably be proportional to the amount of piss and other unwanted substances making their way onto the floor
I just don’t want to piss on other peoples floor. Its one thing to piss on my floor and for me to clean it up, its another thing to piss on someone elses floor and expect them to clean it up.
So, don’t piss on other people’s floors. Aim better. You can still do that while standing up.
AOE/Splash damage 🤷
If that escapes the bowl, you’re doing it wrong.
If you stay seated it’s just your legs that get aerosolized and that’s even easier to wash
Unless you take a bath / shower immediately after using the toilet, you’re then walking around with a thin coating of waste on you all day.
Like you don’t do that just by living.
You guys should never check out videos about how many bacteria and way worse stuff that lives on us, in our ears and so on lol.
If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.
A lot of short kings don’t have this issue.
If you’re a taller dude, not only do you get backsplash on the floor, but on your legs as well.
You either have to piss straight into the water which is just an obnoxious sound, or you piss on the porcelain and get backsplash.
If you dont believe me, pour some water into a cup normally, and pour some water into a cup from 30cm higher.
Totally. Which highlights another aspect of seated superiority: effort. Peeing while seated is absolutely fool proof. Absolutely no focus required. Why concentrate when you can day dream? And it never goes wrong. You’re never surprised. Post sex, drunk, in complete darkness, tou never miss, ever.
Just lean over the toilet tf
I mean, I’m usually a sitter but sometimes there’s a knot in my back that, well when it relaxes it uncorks the damn dam. Sometimes you gotta do calisthenics to get the juices flowing
Skill issue
Only time I pee standing up is if I’m outside or I’m at work and have zero time to waste
This is a pisspost not a shitpost
As a man, I don’t justify my choice of peeing positions to anyone. I sit or stand if I want to, and anyone who doesn’t like it can fuck off and take their opinions with them.
I too am pro-choice
Sir, please don’t sit in the urinal.
Is this not a free country?
Which country?
