“Hey! Who didn’t flush?!”

Hey, you know the saying.

Even a broken cock cums twice a day.

“But what about my rights?? Drinking spoiled milk with chalk probably cures cancer or something, of course They don’t want you doing that! Why do you hate freedom?”

How about instead of that we tackle the problem by the source? Taking showers is so last century.

Dry cleaning for humans. Boom! Problem solved!

“Why is my flight delayed?? Let’s force my way into the cockpit, surely this will speed things up!”

escaped the vaccines

What does that mean?

It can be challenging.

It has its upsides, though. My wrist watch now fits around my waist; the amount of money I save by not having to buy new belts anymore is unreal.

My cat would do this, AND immediately stick his head in his bowl to start eating as soon as I began to empty the can’s contents into it, getting most of it stuck in his fur…

Just a little bug. Customer, who was sitting in the couch while ordering, clicked “Use my current location” instead of manually supplying their address; normally quite convenient but due to the latest (untested!) software update on the vendor’s website, FedEx got supplied with the actual gps coordinates instead of the nearest reachable address.

This is The Way.

Although I do it a little bit differently, I never have food in the morning since I don’t like eating on an empty stomach, so for me it’s dinner for lunch and then breakfast for dinner.

Why would you do that to people?

Some people just want to see the world burn. Better something mildly inconvenient like this than, say, voting fascists into power for the lulz, I guess.

There are always more things that you don’t know than there are things that you do know.

Recent studies found this chemical in all of the human samples that were examined, implying widespread contamination of people’s bodies. We are in deep water, folks.

From the article:

In February, Friends actor David Schwimmer called on Musk to ban Kanye West from X after he made a series of antisemitic posts.

Schwimmer called on Musk, the owner of X, to remove West from the platform. “This is so 2022,” said Schwimmer. “We can’t stop a deranged bigot from spewing hate-filled, ignorant bile… but we CAN stop giving him a megaphone, Mr Musk.”

Bold of Schwimmer to assume Musk in any way disagrees with Ye’s views.

Elon is not just holding the megaphone, he’s actively cranking up the volume dial.

Your foreskin has no bearing on your ability to wash your dick

I imagine the whole circumcision thing makes sense when you’re wandering the desert for years and there’s not a whole lot of water around, but other than that, yeah.