I don’t care for Donald.

Wait, come back! We want to mine your humanity to make Mark into a real boy!

Thanks to the legal concept of fiduciary duty to shareholders

Imma stop you right there. That’s not a thing.

Same.

Uhhh, why would Biden do this to us? Thanks, Obama. Kah-mah-lah!!!

Tailpipe.

Will he though.

The Epstein class gets a convenient case of bone spurs every time there’s a draft.

Oh no how unfortunate.

He’s got three more years to see how many faces he can eat.

That’s more hives than I expected.

Fair enough. My eyes glazed over at the long list of traitors, though that’s my fault not yours.

Isn’t he an economist?

Hey!

I’ve been to Ireland, too.

Do wag the dog.

Well done, SCrOTUS.

Don’t forget Hegseth.

I was aiming for fuckcars but missed.

Lowest point so far.

Have faith in Donald.