His eyes sure look frightened.

Come at us, Louisiana. We outnumber you.

I wish you well. Good luck!

I thought right-wingers hated participation trophies for all kids, even the dregs. Hypocrite.

That explains it. All the mystical, mythological stories in the past weren’t fanciful fairytales after all. Turns out that ancient people had sophisticated science that we still don’t understand. Holy shit, all those history channel shows about ancient aliens or whatever were right!

Can we also make people who still pay for things at a store with a check go to the bad one? It was before the pan, but I couldn’t believe what I was seeing when a lady pulled out her checkbook in front of me at the checkout line. Gtf outta here.

Gosh, Joe. Is Trump bad? Does he want to do bad things? Was voting for him bad? Does that make you bad?

Don’t worry about it, buddy. You were still right to tell everyone you supported him and would vote for him and that you wanted him to hold you in his big strong pudding-arms while you fell asleep. You were right to support him on air with your millions of idiot listeners. It’s ok, pal. Just let everyone know that you don’t approve of this latest bad stuff and then it’s not your fault. There you go, guy.

I don’t understand why you’re posting this here, but it seems like spam to me.

The mask used in Halloween for the Michael Myers character was the face of William Shatner (Shatner apparently didn’t know for many years). They made it creepier by bleaching it or painting it or whatever.

Future Halloween movies, or some competing franchise, can use masks of these people. No modifications needed. In fact, maybe let’s tone it down because we want to make a scary movie, not traumatize everyone.

If you’re still on that shitty site and you aren’t someone who needs it for professional reasons, like journalists, I don’t want you in any of the spaces where I am. Stay there.

Don’t forget, trying to stop csam is censorship or something. Ffs

That’s the correct response from a leader. If someone disagrees with you, penalize them. It’s only fair. /s

Oh dear, Tim. I guess you just told us your future.

The worst part of owning the world’s tiniest violin is having to look for it so damn often.

Seriously, bud. It’s a damn shame that you voted to hurt people and ended up getting hurt yourself. I almost think it would have been better not to elect a nazi asshole.

Cowards.

“I mean, I would rather sleepwalk into fascism than put myself on the line to stop it.”

That’s what you said.

That’s some real dumbass shit to say.

I honestly couldn’t understand why we weren’t collectively beating the shit out of cops when they brutalized people in 2020 at protests and videos were all over twitter. Don’t count on our compatriots. They are mostly asleep.

What a great band. Saw them live in 2024. Would recommend if they come to your area.

It’s really cool how he made all this money in a state that had favorable conditions for his tech business and then wants to run away without paying his share for infrastructure. Asshole.