The cool part is how my mother voted for the asshole again, dissolving our relationship. /s

Fuck you, mom. You used to rock.

This made me laugh. Go for it. Waste their time. Give me the job description and I’ll do the same.

I know who’s getting kidnapped next!

Why would a “patriot” who believes the second amendment is important to protecting freedom dissuade people from carrying guns? Is it to make it easier to shoot them without consequence?

Remember that kash fuckwit fbi-man berated his people for not having a cool bullet-proof vest for him to wear after charlie asshole’s face exploded. He’s a fucking diva. Be sure to yell and jeer if you see him in-person. Mock him for not having a girlfriend. That’s sure to drive him nuts cause he clearly feels the need to talk about her constantly to make sure everyone knows.

I’m so happy that, after I decided that I was gonna close Lemmy after reading the posts on the current page, this was the last one. What a great way to wrap up and go about my day after horrible current events and such.

This is the sort of discrimination I can support. Call the husband when you want some tea.

In that case, nazi fucks also have no rights.

This was excellent and I appreciate you.

Only really became aware of the actual lyrics in the past few years despite growing up know the tune. Straight from the labor wars of the time, when Pinkertons and the government murdered people for striking for safer working conditions.

Well placed. They also had a song called “Mr Mustache,” which I think is self-explanatory.

Hahahahaha. Like they’ll listen to anything he says.

Ffs, performative politics is all the dems know how to do. We want action, they want status quo or maybe slightly better, but they certainly don’t wanna go to the mattresses. That’s how we got here.

Honestly, I’d find it pretty awesome if someone I was dating knew half the things I’ve learned about from Wikipedia that are interesting yet have no practical effect on my day to day. Maybe the most applicable thing I’ve learned about there is the Dunning Kruger effect, though this helps me understand certain types of people and opinions more than it helps me do anything about it. Most of it is as useful as the ship: fun to find out about and then just trivia the makes me like a Lemmy post.

That thing stopped existing eighty years ago.

Oh shit, did he just make me respect him more than I already did?

I guess they prefer candidates who wanna know what they’ve been watching on Netflix lately. And where’s a good spot to get lunch nearby. And what’d you think about that thing making the rounds on social media.

All those questions about the actual job are pointless anyway. Amateur hour.

NOFX, JeusLand. I love this song. NOFX taught me a lot about satire when I was a teen. See the song, “You Drink, You Drive, You Spill,” and 'Drugs Are Cool."

I want some drugs. Life sucked less when I was taking them. But also, we didn’t have a fucking batshit leader. Give me drugs so I won’t care.

He’s the smartest man in generations. He said we don’t need vaccines and now I’m ok to eat roadkill without worrying about parasites. What a hero.

My dad almost died from polio. Vaccines are a major part of my existing (my mother got vaccinated against it). Fuck this guy.

I WANT A BRAINWORM. LET’S LEAVE A DEAD BEAR IN CENTRAL PARK AND TELL THAT RACIST SHITHEAD ROSANNE ABOUT IT!

Hey, you thoughtless piece of shit! How’s he going to afford his next private plane if you don’t sign up? You’re so fucking selfish!

Oh shit! You mean it’s ok to not commit atrocities atrocities? What an innovative new idea.

That’s just the most fun headline that I’ve read today. It’s fun on so many levels! I’m closing Lemmy cause I wanna end on a high note and I can’t predict when anything will measure up to this again.