Made by a rockstar dev who also created bat.

Why would you even let someone who looks like this into your store.

I’ll just get the doctor and let them jam their fingers in your ass. Should be entertaining to watch.

So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.

It’s worth emphasizing that keeping it dual boot until you’re comfortable will let you take a break if you get frustrated rather than wiping Linux and going back to Win full time.

Get a book on Linux, if you’re the type who likes learning from books (I do). There’s so many to choose from. Check reviews before you order or go to a book store and flip through some until you find one you like.

This is my favorite issue of Superman in years.

That’s why people are lighting them on fire at Tesla dealerships.

Violent attacks on Tesla dealerships spike as Musk takes prominent role in Trump White House

“Actually, 1994 is the only year that is excluded in this history course.”

Spring

18 yo, senior year. Went to the house where the mom stocked lots of junk food for the teens who hung out there (it was a party house, the sort where she looked the other way to keep us from getting arrested by being out and about).

Got super high. Microwaved some chicken wings. Took a couple bites before realizing that though they were breaded, they were not cooked. Went in the backyard and stuck my fingers down my throat. Was in fear of food poisoning but got lucky. Never breathed a word about it to my friends.

I used to have to use apartment community wash machines. Then I lived in a place with dedicated machines, but I had to go out the door and open my garage to access them. For the last few years, I’ve lived in a place with in-unit machines.

For the first time in my adult life, I don’t hate doing laundry.

Haha, sucker. I’m gonna message her and make her my new WIFE. /s

On Tuesday, he was due to appear in court on multiple corruption charges, which as the case progresses, are tightening a noose around his political neck. The renewed war gave him an excuse to tell the court he could not attend.

Selfish asshole.

Let them run and play and fall and get scrapes, yes. Don’t be a helicopter parent. But when other people are around, respect the social contract.

I witnessed a dad (friend of a friend at a group dinner) nearly get in a fist fight because someone asked him to corral his kids that were interfering with their meal. Madness.

Sometimes I get to typing so feverishly (cause horny) that I make a common spelling mistakes, please still sleep with me.

If at first you don’t succeed, remove all evidence that you ever tried.

I love how there’s that one weirdo downvoting all these replies against the multitude of people who find this distasteful. You know who you are, you twisted little wretch.

The older I get, the less energy I have to pursue my passions in my downtime. When I was young, it was easy. I’d cook all night learning new things (mostly tech). Now, I just wanna rest. I mournfully look at the books that I bought last summer with fun stuff I’d like to learn. Sigh.

This is gonna be just like my buddy at my old job where it became an office-wide (joke) rift and everybody took sides and anytime someone new joined we’d ask them which side they were on and there was much hemming and hawing on Slack.

I bet it’s never felt so good to be home.