Ah, looks like the old “eat yourself entirely, so you are invisible, then when the plane is on the return flight, you poo yourself back out again” trick.

“They’re eating the cats, they’re eating themselves!”

I’m betting the person injured themself to get off the plane. Maybe with their teeth. ICE was making fun of it, calling him a cannibal and dumbass Noem just believed it word for word.

She doesn’t seem like someone who gets jokes, even bad ones.

Have you seen a man eating his own head?

Paywall
https://web.archive.org/web/20250701184505/https://www.thedailybeast.com/kristi-noem-says-cannibal-ate-himself-on-ice-deportation-flight/

For all we know he was bad at plotting his escape.

Not a single bit of fact checking in the article.

Kristi, RFK Jr called. He wants his brain worm back.

So I was initially kidding with my theory that she was parodying herself to see how far she could take it but I’m no longer sure.

Remember when you needed proof to say stuff and have people believe you? Nowadays you can say whatever the fuck you want with fake numbers and straight up lies and people will believe you if you have any kind of charisma or authority.

Kristy needs to tell me who her drug dealer is, he has some good weird shit, apparently

His name was Hannibal Lector.

Weird shit republicans say for a thousand, Alex.