The ice guy is also wearing a fake mustache that’s peeling off. Hopfully he’s been identified by now and the neighbourhood he lives in knows he’s part of the gestapo.

Whipped cream spiked with brandy is traditional on christmas pudding (a dense fruitcake that’s been steeped in brandy for months. It’s steamed right before serving, at which point it’s then set on fire) in the uk.

And thwse dissolving phytoplankton in our increasingly acidic oceans also produce something like 60 to 80 percent of the oxygen in our atmosphere.

This is potentially not great advice but it’s the only thing that works for me.

Plan things/experiences to reward yourself with that you need actually earn the money for first.

Your regular required outgoings need to be completely covered first but once you’ve got those, you’re working towards earning your reward and every hour now gets you closer.

So officially leave the uk on the uk passport and then show your citizen papers or whatever to the airline staff if they ask to see them. Or just use your us passport ffs.

Leave the uk on your uk one and enter the us on your us one.

As long as you’ve got a valid plane ticket and aren’t on the no fly list, the airport doesn’t care about whether or not you have permission to enter whichever country your plane lands in. That’s your problem for you to deal with.

I use ‘woke’ and ‘sjw’ with a heavy dose of irony when dealing with bullshit from people who get off on tone policing and acting holier than thou.

It’s truly sad how many of these bigots are lefty/liberal/anarchist identifying, hence the irony.

If you add a couple of teaspoons each of a neutral oil and vinegar to what’s left in the bottle and then shake it like it owes you money, you’ve basically just made some more mayo.

If there’s less than like 3 or 4 tablespoons of mayo left in the bottle though this wont work as it’s relying on the remaining emulsifiers in that mayo to combine everything.

Water droplets each have 2 points of light in them, one where the light enters and one where it leaves.

Go do a quick study on the water droplets in your kitchen sink or something to get a better idea of how this works.

Which is why she left and got help at the shop.

Sly looked hella good in those glasses tho, which is I think all that counts.

Sedation maybe to stop the victim moving, but not full anesthetic.

The victim here was more likely to have been psychologically abused into submitting to her abusers whims for this though.

I could probably do a good bit of damage if I smacked someone with mine, especially if they got the side with the zipper.

Papi looks like he wants you to sit on his lap.

Are they suckling on menstrual cups?

Considering every month now breaks heat records, and every week has new reports stating “faster than expected”, it’s pretty obvious all the actual warnings of what’s to come have been (and will continue to be) written off as fearmongering and thoroughly ignored.

Business as usual, Venus by Tuesday.

Ah sorry, it’s been a weird day so far and I was just letting off steam by ranting about unrelated shit. None of that is really stuff that bothers me much any more and I’ve had tonnes of electrolysis over the years which got most of the facial hair, so I’m good in that regard too.

Thankies for the compliment, cat emoticons are the best /ᐠ > ˕ <マ ₊˚⊹♡

Jfc, these edgelords are killing me. What, do you know krav maga too? Let me guess, you’d show me but you’re wearing the wrong pants? Lmao.

You’re the one talking about how you could totally go on a killing spree of the richest and most powerful people in the world in the name of ‘revolution’.

So go do it.

Shit or get off the pot.

Do your badass drone strikes and show them who’s boss.

You bigged yourself up saying you so totally could do this. So go do it. I’m not going to hold your hand. This isn’t my fight.

Or you know, if you’re not actually going to go be a hero, you can save face by not being a fucking edgelord in the first place and not telling people you could so totally kill the billionaires with your drone skills.

Your choice.

Source: my entire beard went grey/white by my early 30s.

Yup that’s kinda what happened to me too. I had dark brown hair as a young kid, it really suited my colouring, then bam, traumatic shit starts happening and I lose a whole bunch of pigment.

And to add insult to injury, I didn’t even get that badass looking ‘hair turned completely white from fear’, just this ugly and weirdly warm blondy looking colour that makes me look all washed out and kinda jaundiced.

Oh and then when the facial hair started growing in, every other one of those gross thick hairs was unpigmented and clear, and every other hair between those clear hairs was pitch black, because fuck me right? Lmao.