at a shitty dive bar in the bigger metro area late on a weeknight

So drive 2 hours to go to a place that doesn’t interest me? I’d have to drive even further for a hobby club.

Guessing you don’t live in a small town

The reason they give for shooting ambulances is that Hamas has used ambulances to move soldiers.

If you were calling Israel hypocrites you should have added something to the end of this sentence because it reads like you’re saying Hamas did it and then attempted to provide an example. Text based sarcasm requires a bit more effort if you don’t want to be misunderstood.

Reading comprehension ain’t for everyone

Edit just in case you think you read it right here sky news on the war crime https://news.sky.com/story/idf-admits-serious-offence-after-using-vehicle-marked-ambulance-in-raid-in-which-a-grandmother-was-killed-13288120

Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Guessing you were thinking of Saving Silverman?

win fake internet points?

Don’t even get those here

I had a DND character who only ever slept on the ground. Eventually we found ourselves in a dungeon and the only ground was rock so my character decided to try a bed for the first time. DM made me roll for how well I slept and I got a nat 20. My character spent the next day figuring out how to take that bed with him everywhere.

I feel like it had almost no effect on my life.

My dude I’ve been there. I’m from there. That was a lot of hospital beds for a non-hospital.

You realize the federal building he blew up was a hospital, right? You can visit it and listen to the recordings of the children who died.